Ronaldo

Overly harsh here. He's championship standard. May have been 5 years ago. He's gotten even worse since then.

Dude, I'm long past caring. You think Tiote and Coloccini are good players. Common sense disagrees. Let's just leave it there.

Paully, everyone on planet Earth apart from you (and possibly Ian W) thinks Colo's weak. He's a PL laughing stock. Managers and players are targeting him big time now and it's only going to get worse.

I laughed. Briefly.

That one and White and Nerdy are fucking brilliant.

2 or 3 of the videos are genuinely funny imo.

As I've said, you make your own luck. We contribute to our own downfall when we don't take advantage of possession and we've got players on the pitch clearly not fit for purpose.

Nobody's ever really offered us anything for him, though.

Nobody will go near Colo, man. He's a national laughing stock.

I'm into it, won't lie.

Replaced with better ones off the bench. You're such a fucking weakling, man. Oh let's excuse another 3-0 defeat because they were forced to bring 2 'better' players on off the bench.

Against one of the worst Sunlun sides I can remember who'd lost 2 players through injury.

Steve Howey (largely in praise) calls him a big lad whose distribution lets him down. Thickest cunt going.

Not really, Colo can have outstanding matches where he looks boss, but then there will be games where he struggles against the pace and power strikers. Unfortunately that's the case with the rest of our cb's as well. We needed to buy a big hard cb in the John Terry mode. Tiote always looks rusty after a long lay off and generally starts to look much better after a few games to get up to speed. Or we were just up against the shittest group of players in the league.

I'd forgotten being hideously outpaced by Steven Fletcher then needlessly barging him over in the box constitutes valid defensive work, like. I'd say that's shit defensive work.

By that logic, you would be happy to see us sack McClaren and appoint Curbishly to be seen as "doing something"? Happy? We're discussing the prospect of us going down or staying up, there's not a single hint of 'happy'. Would Curbishley keep us up? No, he wouldn't. Allardyce will keep them up. Silly example. Allardyce isn't keeping them up like. They're toilet, as the first 45 showed. Allardyce teams generally are toilet. They also score enough goals and see out enough games to get just enough points on the board.

Colo could literally walk off the field 20 minutes into a game in order to catch a flight to Argentina and Paully would still come out with the old 'playing really well until' spiel. Embarrassing.

By that logic, you would be happy to see us sack McClaren and appoint Curbishly to be seen as "doing something"? Happy? We're discussing the prospect of us going down or staying up, there's not a single hint of 'happy'. Would Curbishley keep us up? No, he wouldn't. Allardyce will keep them up. Silly example. Fine. Sack SMC for Di Canio? Poyet? Advocaat? Well you're even thicker than I thought. Congrats. Enjoy your morning.

By that logic, you would be happy to see us sack McClaren and appoint Curbishly to be seen as "doing something"? Happy? We're discussing the prospect of us going down or staying up, there's not a single hint of 'happy'. Would Curbishley keep us up? No, he wouldn't. Allardyce will keep them up. Silly example.

We all know Allardyce won't take them down. It just won't happen, unfortunately. We've got a better side but there's more chance of McClaren taking us down.

Well, that's not really the point. The teams around us have seen they're in trouble and have done something to remedy it. We won't. We'll just keep slipping.

Ignore them, man. Region of fucking losers. Born with nowt, die with now, do nowt to change it, don't know any better. Pity them all.

There'd be a fair point in there somewhere if it wasn't for the fact that the teams around us (Sunderland, Villa) hadn't recognized they had problems and done something about it. We won't, we don't. Too expensive to sack and replace managers, to invest in proper defenders etc.

Did they have 6 points after 10 games?