Ronaldo

We were there before Sunderland scored, like. Nope Both on 10 points with them having superior goal difference.

We were there before Sunderland scored, like.

What the hell difference is that going to make. Everything comes back to Ashley. Why do you go out of your way to come across thick all the time?

He's been given a mandate and he's abiding by it. If we want to criticise him for that so be it, but that's a different argument. He's 'forced' to buy inexperienced, sometimes unwanted, players from second rate leagues. Plus, he didn't choose to get rid of the good players we brought in. Shut up, man. He's wasted tens of millions on players not fit for Premier League football. Because shit managers have forced out the good ones we've brought in and because he's blatantly not allowed to buy from England or buy anyone with any experience. What's he supposed to do? Buying players with the physicality to compete would be a good start.

He's been given a mandate and he's abiding by it. If we want to criticise him for that so be it, but that's a different argument. He's 'forced' to buy inexperienced, sometimes unwanted, players from second rate leagues. Plus, he didn't choose to get rid of the good players we brought in. Shut up, man. He's wasted tens of millions on players not fit for Premier League football.

As much as we need what you're advocating any such figure would look at this shower of shite excuse for a squad and want a new one.

Steven Fletcher, Troy Deeney, take your pick. Fond memories of him turning Shane Long into Didier Drogba twice a season.

There are Chinese people on my stream.

I defy anyone to find me a fucking shitter CB in the Premier League. Just the absolute worst of the fucking worst. Total liability.

Not really, but you're wrong. Pardew's got a better squad. There's credible amounts of leadership, pace, goals and intelligence in Palace's side.

Oh really?

Except Cacapa didn't cower his head down for corners and was good for a few goals.

He's not even the worst in this team. This season he's been far from the worst defender too.

Coloccini should be fucking shot.

One of the reasons we can't 'play the game in the other team's half' is the fact there are obese women with arthritis out there who move faster than him.

I'd like to think there's no sarcasm in that post.

I had the pleasure of acknowledging Mark Halsey with a reciprocated nod outside Argos in Bolton yesterday. He drives a fairly shit car but does have a nice tan.

And you should, but he's a better manager than Pardew and Souness.

No.

Exactly. He'd have been our best player comfortably in each of the last 3 seasons.

Better than any of ours like. I agree, but still not good enough. Good enough for fucking what? Honestly.

Only ever one sensible answer to a question like that.

Aye, keep it up. He'll jump.