Ronaldo

The real Longstaff. Have a word.

Don’t think he’s an away player tbh. Certainly not for where we want to be.

Not really inconsistent though. We’ve been abject away from home from August to late April.

A bad a performance as you’ll see from us this, mind. Too many really mediocre footballers in that side who get a free pass when the genuine talents get them out of jail.

Are you Anderson’s handsy uncle or what?

I’d love Ipswich to get top 2 or win playoffs but they genuinely look very mediocre (even in context) every time I’ve watched them. Fair play that they’ve accumulated so many points.

He scores fewer goals per game / minutes and hasn’t had Longstaff, Miley, Almiron etc behind him all season.

He’s quality. Never better than Isak though.

What’s been going on all season, Man U are absolutely shit and survive by the odd moment of true individual quality.

Great spot / memory. I give my respect to you.

Given he’s the thickest footballer in our history do you fancy taking a guess on that?

Not sure how 12 seasons is ‘over 13’ mind.

Pep is great. Just got fuck all on Don Carlo.

Pep a better manager than Ancelotti?

How did he make us look dumb?

Yorkie could spark Gillespie out ffs.

Enrique isn’t well, mate. Like genuinely. O’Hara is a daft lad.

It’s games like today that remind you why he’d be so difficult to replace. There’s something intangible about our philosophy at home that transcends the players available. Deserves a tonne of credit.

Better than Shearer post 97. Very special footballer in any era and we need to offer him whatever he wants to keep him.

£2m plus. I’m sorry but I’d rather just forget cretins like that were ever associated with us.

Not when you see the comparative quality of the teams taking their place.

Weird you’ve omitted our best CB and our most creative player off that list, but whatevs.

Every Man U fan I know would laugh their arse off at that. Outrageously misinformed.

Yeah the thing to do with Longstaff is treat him as 5th choice at best.

Then you had somebody like Sissy (Papiss Cissé) he was the next goal scorer with something like eight.