Ronaldo

Er if he tried doing Kuqi’s goal celebration he’d need round the clock care.

Should have made changes earlier. The midfield has been absolutely annihilated all game.

Alan Smith is a disgrace, like. Clear bias.

We had 62 points with 6 games left to play in that season so we are effectively 3 points behind.

Tarkowski missing for Everton and Pedro for Brighton both good for our fixtures with them.

He’ll do that this season.

More predictable than a Lee Ryder ‘after the Lord Mayor’s show’ which to be fair, he inherited from Anal.

Yeah he was MotM. Assertive and progressive throughout.

2 wins and a draw and we’re home.

Subtract about 30 years and the hat hard on and you’re not far off.

To his massive credit I knew that was a goal as soon as Tonali picks him out. He’s crazy clinical.

£65m for him to replace Schar / Burn is like someone’s idea of an April fool.

All of her family are season ticket holders. But I’ll happily have a pint.

It really doesn’t. Their ratio of genuine fans to fickle / casual Talksport phoners with contrasting feelings about the club is genuinely quite staggering.

Yep, I never heard anyone down here say they wanted EtH out. They despise the ownership and back the manager. Same with Ole and LvG. Mourinho a few of them did to be fair.

Made me laugh.

Good win. Solid performance. Brilliant 3 points and hopefully Eddie was watching. They are the second worst side we’ve faced this season after Southampton. Absolute crap.

Love Barnes

Yep, in fairness to Murphy he’s covered well.

Did anyone else see this happen?

Who has slated him?

Best you’ll get from him. A very average winger with a great record of scoring goals.

One of those games where the real lack of quality and pace out wide hurts us. Fortunately Gordon looks good to go.

We’ve had a few favours this weekend. We’re 4 wins and a draw away.

Chelsea should be 5-2 up here.