Ronaldo

There's no need to cry, like. And I cry at a great many a thing. What makes you cry, Yorkie? Injustice. You ever need a word I'm here, man.

Mind, this Geordie immunity he has won't last too much longer. Steven Taylor's lasted about 5 years but he was younger/better.

There's no need to cry, like. And I cry at a great many a thing. What makes you cry, Yorkie?

I'd love to know who scouted Anita and thought we should fork out nearly £7m for him by the way. Lunacy.

I don't even want to name my defence, because it's just shit whoever you pick. Thauvin Sissoko Wijnaldum Perez de Jong Cisse Something like that.

He's the definition of average and incapable of making things happen. Better than Colback but not by much.

Plenty of slow players have been brilliant in the PL. Siem has to start every game for us. Far better than the alternatives.

You know he's had a bad game when Ron slags him. Well I won't ever defend a player than doesn't give his all. He can rot in hell if that's going to be his regular effort level.

I do love it when people judge Premier League players on what they've done in daft countries like France and Holland. Strange comment. Didn't you love Robert? He was from a "daft" country - using that logic we wouldn't have signed him. I still do love Laurent more than any other NUFC player in history. Absolutely made for the PL, mind.

He's not a defender, that's why. Another player scraping around in France that 'we' expected to become a PL player through blind optimism.

I've defended him on here before but that was an absolute disgrace. No drive, no focus, no awareness, shit touch. Awful.

4 out of 5 with no goals. Pathetic really.

We don't buy leaders, they undermine the rayjeem.

Come on, man. Howdy man, it's not going to get better, we are dog s***. Again I like him, but NUFC needs a positive man in charge not some drip. A positive man who's going to be able to conjure up half a new defence, half a new midfield and a proven PL goalscorer? We're lacking so much on the pitch it's a joke.

Come on, man.

Anita and Colback again, man.

I do love it when people judge Premier League players on what they've done in daft countries like France and Holland.

God Almighty.

KI you need a decent sleep, man. Enough's enough.

He's not even the best Premier League manager right now.

All fucking day long. Aguero doesn't bite, either.

Aguero > Suarez.

You forgot he played for us and concede you didn't see him much elsewhere. Forgive me if I don't indulge in a response.