Ronaldo

As Dave said I don't understand the nervousness. We've got very little if anything to lose.

We used to win these fixtures at a canter when we treat them like just another game against Charlton Athletic, for example. Letting the unwashed bring the 'most important day of the season' mentality all by themselves. Thing is, we mostly had a genuinely good (and far superior) team back then.

Repugnant.

Only if they're dirty.

The exclamation marks all the time have got to stop, man. Just so needless.

Not a chance in MYM quicker than Mbemba, like. Absurd statement to be honest.

Did Hodgson say that? I thought I heard him say something about the next WC being the probable end.

It's nonsense. Most fans don't say that. Too many of them do, mind.

Another from TT's hidden folder collection.

I need to avoid this thread, like. It's one big utterly thick hornet's nest.

A bit like your tedious praise of your namesake.

Anita's so small he'd look cute beating an old woman to death.

Stick some wings in there as well man. 6 of them, 6 wings? Fairy.

Cisse by default.

Looks much better this season.

A left back would be nice but we need someone to partner and bring on Mbemba or we'll ruin him.

He's the standout ugly girl at the dance. Apart from the back 5.

Austin has proved he will score goals. I'm very glad we signed Mitrovic but it shouldn't have been a 'one or the other' scenario.

We should've bought them both, tbh. We'd be mid-table if we had instead of the relegation zone.

You're all too fucking slow.

Villa.

Lampard did it at least once.

Yeah best player on the pitch after Gini. Sublime.

First player to score 4 PL goals for us from open play in a game. Well done.

Yeah, I get that. He floats forward.