Ronaldo

Yep. I can't stand him on MotD but outside of that it's impossible not to love him.

Come on. Going back to school at 35 isn't easy for millionaire? Of course it is.

Mojo used to be a bit of a supporter of Tiote, too. It should be painfully obvious to everyone now how incapable he is of playing effective PL football.

Aaron Hughes was absolutely not very good/excellent for us, like. When he was RB for us during Bobby's time he was regularly the weakest link on the field. Pretty solid CB in general, mind and shouldn't have been sold given the crap that ended up playing instead in the coming seasons.

7 goals for them. 3 in that game against us. One of the strangest games of football I've ever seen, mind. Something fishy going on re. player bonuses for sure.

Absolute parody. Beyond a joke, the whole thing.

Kieron Dyer?

You agree with me all the time man, Ian. You just struggle to admit it.

This is an absolutely atrocious post, by the way. Nicky Butt better than Carrick ffs.

It's probably more to do with the fact that nobody else wants them.

The latter, yes. But if that's the criteria every CB in the Championship is viable.

He'd probably rather shag you, anyway.

Jaqen badly needs to marginalise the role of Gore.com in his life as a matter of urgency.

You've more chance of seeing God.

I'd be amazed if anyone's daft enough to hand over money for him.

Sell our best goalscorer, man. Preposterous.

we'll reluctantly give you gouffran back in part-ex for this lad, though it breaks our hearts to do so would he be the third ex-bordeaux "attacker" after gouffran and obertan? history bodes well if we go for him Feel sorry for Gouffran he was almost useful in a Sibierski kind of way. Man did we ever completely break him covering him into some kind of useless LB/LM central defensive winger type of nonsense. Can't see any return for him. Feel sorry for Gouffran? He's miraculously spent the past 2.5 years starting in the PL despite being utterly rubbish.

Nut, that is utterly shit.

You won't get a more perfect partnership in terms of benefit to both players than Beardsley and Cole, like. Close to 70 goals between them that first season up. Just fucking dreamy.

What is this gluten-free shit I keep hearing about? World's gone mad, man.

Oh, yeah. Prague. Sweet fucking Jesus indeed. 4 American girls and the sister of one of our group. Dear God Almighty.

Hosteling, man. Holes in bathroom walls.

Totally agree! There is no point in debating Colo with Ron as it's blatantly obvious that the curly-haired one has bummed his pet dog or budgie! More to do with the fact I don't like gutless error-prone cowards captaining my football club.

I wouldn't have Colo anywhere near the team. Of the senior CBs we've got I'd only start him ahead of Williamson.

Coloccini's been terrible for 3 seasons. Physically awful, poor effort levels, consistently poor decision making. It's some sort of minor miracle that people are stupid/stubborn enough to continue to advocate his position in the team.