Ronaldo

Arsenal fans aren't even the worst 'top 4' supporters in London.

8 goals.

Unfortunately there aren't too many other words for people who continue to defy basic common sense. Even you've figured out Tiote's useless and you were his no.1 fan a couple of years back.

Instantly? We're talking about a player who's been an utter liability for years and has no discernible PL-level footballing attributes. I really do hope this is just an act and you're not quite this stupid in reality.

As if there are people thick enough to still think Tiote's a Premier League footballer.

What a gorgeous little header last night. Should start whenever fit. Too classy a footballer not to.

Well that was an exhibition in how thick goalkeepers can be. Up against non-regular penalty takers and indiscriminately picking a side and diving early is exactly what the opposing player wants. If you're up against Le Tiss or Cantona, fair enough.

He's evidently an extremely capable winger. Bout time we bought one of them.

It's August 2015.

Siem.

Took him one start to equal Cabella's scoring record.

When fit he'd be my pick to partner Mbemba with no more signings but we all know he'll be 'out for the season' within a few weeks. Waste of space.

I considered slotting him in somewhere, like, given that run of games he had in 06/07. He and Martins linked up really well during that little spell.

He left in 2007.

Alan Smith instead of Gosling.

Absurd decisions by Pulis. Lost them at least a point.

Never wanted that little prick to score so much.

Father Time caught up with Terry at last, then. Both sad and fucking hilarious.

Not in our colours post-relegation, though. Which is what's being discussed. Carroll did almost as much in that half-season as Remy did in a whole one. Carroll has to be in there ahead of him.

You can't pick Remy ahead of Carroll based on their respective appearances for us 2010- mind. Carroll was absolutely on fire from a footballing and goalscoring perspective for our first half season back before being sold.

Credit when due, always been a cracking player, Pedro.

What a deplorable penalty. If you're going down the centre hit it high, dickhead.

Got to play Mitrovic, like. Absolute necessity.

Kin ell, Mojo. Do you ever stop thinking about greasers?