Ronaldo

Steady on.

Wishing death on an ex-manager for talking about us on tv? He's a fucking horrible cunt who ruined NUFC and is now blaming the fans for our current predicament while praising Ashley. I hope his life finishes in a ball of fire, tonight.

I think I'd much rather Championship football without the clueless cunt.

SJP is now mong city.

Nobody could ever have deserved it more. Well done, Jonas.

Fucking idiot.

Man U have been an absolute fucking disgrace.

Pata rates Tiote. Ignore.

We're the worst side in the league.

Riviere's better than Alan Smith.

Pardew's 'quick transition' game plan still in glorious effect.

Valdes has accepted a bribe.

Perfect, then.

I hope it happens whilst he's on the motorway, with any luck he will hit a HGV coming the opposite way. Well, yeah, that's what I meant, like.

I hope Souness' next heart attack happens when he's 'down the motorway'.

And I do, just wish that utter nonsense hadn't come from him.

Just wish he hadn't come out with all that nonsense about Pardew.

I don't want us to go down, but I won't be too gutted if we do.

Shearer won't even compromise his MotD sofa impartialness for the good of NUFC, man. He's hardly likely to bother his arse to own us.

Carroll's a good lad. He spent a fair bit of time showing my mum how to use her iPhone in the Metro Centre a few years back.

Ashley, Carver and Coloccini getting absolutely hammered on the Sunday Supplement. Bout time.

Just put on SSN and the first thing I see is my mum and aunty holding an Ashley Out banner. So proud.

It goes beyond Sky, too. Plenty of people will cheer that shower off should we lose and stay up.

Barry Moat didn't float his boat.

I think he has 2 Premier League goals since 2008. Expert indeed.