Ronaldo

Because he's banned. He's otherwise been doing it more than ever this season.

Nah, they both play in exactly the same position. I think he'd have been pretty perfect with Remy, mind.

Told you Sherwood would see you reet. You can like him or hate him but he's a winner and he seems to be able to transmit that mentality to his players.

It's pretty obvious (and has been since we signed him) that he's a second striker, like.

But a decent manager could still get the team organised and get them to put some effort in to at least pick up the odd point, They could. Carver's the lowest of the low but I do think a few on here are in a little bit of denial about just how fucking gutless/useless our players are.

Jonas needs to do everyone a favour and tell the truth and put these cunts to the sword.

They're all cowards, man. Even Shearer's scared to say what he truly thinks on TV or to Carver's face. It's an old boys' club of the biggest pussies in the United Kingdom.

Well I do hate him. He's everything I hate. A liar, a pretentious coward, a wilfully brainless man with no morals or self respect extending beyond his own bottom line. A man willing to throw easy targets under the bus (Abeid) while tiptoeing around sackless cunts like our CB pairing. He's scum.

Compounded with the season ticket holders not turning up - I personally know of a dozen who are watching it at home or in the pub - this shouldn't disappoint.

Mike Williamson playing on the left is the reason we've scored 4 goals in the last 9 games then.

Same goes for Alan Oliver. Horrible man.

I applaud managers for not tolerating patronising questions but LVG gets visibly irritated by perfectly legitimate ones. Just seems to enjoy belittling people.

Dreadful.

Shame, we went almost a week with anyone uttering this rubbish. Apt it'd be you, mind.

Look at that for a dive, man. Horrible little cunt.

Giroud's like a Ferrari with a 4 cylinder engine.

Piss off Lee. Mark Douglas.

Typical Brazilian headed effort.

I see we're down to 14th now. Villa will no doubt overtake us soon, too. Much to admire.

Accomplished the same at Wolves. Took over a club in absolute disarray and had them winning the league a couple of years later. Brilliant manager at that level.

I know John Carver pretty well from his younger days and he supported Wolves looks more like he's been raised by wolves This made me laugh.

Perhaps, but he won't take a brown noser who'll cost him money.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3042481/Fabricio-Coloccini-stripped-Newcastle-captaincy-John-Carver-handing-armband-Daryl-Janmaat.html#ixzz3XXAXlp9D So he's cheerfully admitted recruitment has nothing to do with him and now he states the existing team is also none of his business.

My mum's been going 51 years. She's not going to Spurs and won't be renewing in the summer unless a decent manager is appointed.

I can't see him as a regular PL player without much improvement. Doubt he has anything near the desire or talent to make that happen.