Ronaldo

This is barely an exaggeration. Scary.

A massive part of me does. I'll probably be able to answer the question with more sincerity after WBA.

He's thinks everyone he speaks to is a manager of a Sports Direct branch, man.

I hope a drunken Nile Ranger runs him over repeatedly in his Range Rover.

Aye, that and his favourite leisure activity. Bloke's basically Garth Crooks without the imagination.

The problem is, so much of the self-esteem of such mongs is tied to whoever puts the shirt on, regardless of ability, effort or desire to play in it.

It's 'circus upstairs' that gets me. A manager talking about his employer (Barry Hearn?) like that on camera in the dressing room.

They beat you at the Anoeta didn't they? Harsh to describe it as Pardew-esque. He lost 6 in a row, too.

4 were draws.

Of course it's working, man. Most of our fans have little self-respect and couldn't spell independent thought if you gave them a colour dictionary.

On the other hand, the alternatives to Aarons reads like a list of the worst players in the Premier League.

That'd be such a tough decision for Moyes, like. Newcastle and Mike Ashley or northern Spain and a club who want to achieve stuff.

Eh? Most of the CL games have been on Sky.

Terrible defending.

All I'd say is: 1. Historically, 'getting behind' this bunch of arseholes has been about as effective as using cod liver oil to cure cancer. 2. Even if we stay up, all that truly represents is vindication of the Ashley model and it'll be the same next season and beyond until we finally go down.

Indeed. They look every inch an Ancelotti side. Helps having all that attacking talent, obviously.

What a fantastic goal. Football at its best, that.

That was Olivier Bernard wasn't it?

Well said.

More of what, him letting someone else make statements for him? Same as Pardew's post-window statement a couple of years back.

pretty much. and a top class centre forward. and fit defenders. Oh, aye. Our first choice defenders haven't conceded the most goals in the league apart from QPR or owt.

Just my criticism of him, ey.

Is this the closest you've ever come to criticising him?

You're talking about John Carver and NUFC, Kaka. Not 'this country'.

Which myth about British managers?