Ronaldo

Well, you have basically just named our best CB, midfielder, striker and winger.

Messi looks like he's about to boot that ball into a fan's face, to be fair.

Is he the highest scoring premier league defender? Not sure, mate. Would think so.

Terry will finish his career with more Premier League goals than Shola Ameobi.

Pearson's done a fantastic job there, regardless of whether he's a cunt or not.

Drogba.

Don't think this makes a difference. Leicester will stay up regardless, I said it months ago. Pearson will have the fear of God into these players.

It's odd watching teams compete, mind.

Drogba shouldn't be playing 2 games in 3 days.

It's funny both Neville and Carragher both referred to Keegan's 1996 side on Monday Night Football about 4 weeks ago.

They should've taken the Mick McCarthy route and made 10 changes.

They'll have won a total of 13 trophies in that time when they secure the league, mind. More than a trophy a season.

3 could come from Southampton. Got a bad feeling about that game.

Thought exactly the same t'other day. I'd abuse him all game, wait for him to bite back then beat him up.

That's a brilliant piece. I hope Wendy reads it and has a nervous breakdown.

He can't take all the blame when we've got a captain who's been stealing a living for years. A lot of other players follow his example, too.

I'd love to know which ones you mean.

I'd be frightened, but I could barely care less, really. Relegation is what the owner/MD/manager, most of the players and most of the fans deserve.

Indeed.

I came in to post this (more or less) in response to ronaldos latest proclamation that cabella isn't physically up to it...I was wondering how he was ghosting past the Chelsea midfield and defence looking every bit a 15m player in one of the only games under carver where the team played with confidence and movement, for a half Ryan Taylor, Jonas, Gouffran and Sammy Ameobi have had good games against Chelsea over the years. If you think Cabella's physicality isn't a problem I'd suggest you re-familiarize yourself with his general impact on games this season. He's a very fine player technically but he'll never succeed at this level unless the physical issue is addressed.

Someone told me they'd taken advantage of the suspension and let him have it. Badly needed.

Final game this one. He may not be back for the others unless he's recovered from his knee op.

Yes, but it's only Lee. He's weird and thick. Ignore.