Ronaldo

Richard Wright in Trafford Centre Apple shop then TGI's. Christ did he fall off the map.

Averaged only a few seconds per season. Worse than Saylor.

He wouldn't have played anyway.

He's right. But then again, if he'd played we'd have lost by 4.

Colo is very decent on the air when nobody is around him. Unfortunately the only way that's possible on corners is to put him well outside the box. Surrounded by bodies he tends to win absolutely nothing. He doesn't have the leap, the size or the strength.

I don't like Real, either. Lesser of two evils at the moment, though. Used to really enjoy Barca when their side was 10 cracking, mostly honest players and Cuntsquets.

Aye, not a nice area but had a great time there. Good student town in its own right.

Yep. He has 1 good game in 3 in Spain. Shame.

Wrong, by and large the vast majority thought he was doing just fine but a good chunk had ideas way above their station and wanted better. My mate says he will eventually go down as the best manager they have ever had unless they achieve a whole lot more in the coming years. I lived there for 5 years. Very few supporters I ever came across had good things to say about him. They all knew he'd fail miserably with England.

Says someone who supports Newcastle. I don't see how the two connect. One has the potential to the be the best and most successful club in the world without cheating throughout games.

Boro indeed. The fans there wanted him sacked for years.

Barca are a fucking disgrace to football.

Neymar at it again now. Do Barca have a sign on the back of the dressing room door about the importance of leaving your honour in there?

Mes que un club, man. I wish Bobby had never managed this toilet.

What an absolute wanker. Piece of fucking garbage.

Great goal but Pepe, man. Bloke should be playing for Real Salt Lake, not Madrid.

They really need to stop employing random souvenir salesman as officials, like.

The Masters is more than golf.

Barca get worse by the year. It's a joke to watch.

Why does Neymar have to be such a cheat? What an absolute cunt.

I see Moyes has taken Sociedad from 16th to 9th. Such a brilliant manager.

As if that knobhead was England captain last summer. Embarrassing.

The fact Moussa Sissoko spend time being our marker of the opposition's mean aerial threat tells you how good the rest of them were at attacking the ball in the air.

He's right that we had no attackers of the ball from set pieces, mind. That, for me, was worse than the delivery issues.