Ronaldo

Just watch Sunderland dispose of that horrible prick and bring someone else in just in time to secure another away win at SJP.

Dummett's better, to be fair.

Should be his glory days as a scout. Instead he's being shipped to France via Ryanair to find another Gouffran whose contract runs out next May.

Have it! Cunts.

Brendan's correct football - namely whacking it up to Balo and Lambert - working a treat again.

Pathetic. He's a fucking embarrassment.

Allardyce knows how to grind out points.

To keep your mate in a job till he relegates us. Brilliant fucking idea.

Are you serious? To watch that all the way and have the technique to put it across the keeper while airborne and time the scissor kick. It was a jumping volley for crying out loud.

We probably would, like. Especially given the fact it'd likely mean Alsoran on the bench.

Get in.

We are done at this level when that waste of flesh strolls back into the squad.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke. I don't remember us doing that at all. The football was mostly f***ing crap too, by the way. 2nd half of season we counter attacked to great effect in away games. 1st half we had Cabaye chasing everything down as was Demba, always looked to close down opposition especially at home. We haven't ever played pressing football under Pardew. You're making that up.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke. I don't remember us doing that at all. The football was mostly fucking crap too, by the way.

Di Canio's. The most overrated goal in history.

I don't think it's a patch on at least 3 of Robert's goals.

Afracanz is cheapah.

Bastard communists.

Yes, but not to the extent Aarons is.

Yeah, Obertan's not got the delivery to be considered an bona fide orthodox winger to the same extent.

If Sherwood was still managing them I'd be 100% confident of a dicking like he gave us at SJP this year. Pochettino seems to be having a few teething problems in implementing his pressing style there.

Ouch, just seen the result. Means little but there's no doubt he's at this moment in time suited to a slower pace of football.

Cabella vs Gouffran. As if that's a choice.

I think you need to be put down.