Ronaldo

Blatantly going to be an utterly abysmal pundit, too.

He was smashing going forward tonight, mind. Still don't know why he was identified as a defender other than for his ability at carrying the ball from deep.

All of the pairings are shit. That's what happens when you don't spend money.

Mourinho says he deserves it though. And he hugged him.

Haidara's looked really good going forward.

Pardew'll never get that job, thankfully.

There are women in low security prisons with legitimately more testosterone than Coloccini. Such a weakling.

Fraser Forster's an accident waiting to happen, btw. Koeman and his players deserve massive credit for protecting him so well so far this season.

Fed up of wanting us to lose now. Club's a fucking abject disgrace.

This bullshit wasn't remotely funny 6 months ago, mate.

Every decent striker in the league has done that at some point.

So does Keegan.

The club have never really used results to justify appointments, like.

Why not? As has been said, it's refreshing to hear someone offering vaguely coherent criticism of a manager doing a poor job.

Douglas is a poor writer. A step up from the window licker, mind, but that isn't saying much.

Yeah, it's not a ideal game for a manager to start, like.

Took the words from me.

Still got the same 3 centre halves we had in the Championship 5 years ago, and one of them is injured (as usual). Not as if we're conceding too many goals or owt.

A serial diver probably deserves that label, like. Unless he's Drogba and some sort of saint off the field.

Probably against us, for a start.

That ep is brilliant. "Say it like it is - it went tits up."

No. No more news.

Shepherd's Carver's mate. No surprise. Disappointed in Shepherd, mind. Talked nothing but utter nonsense for the entire time he was on.

Nothing at all.

Reads like Garde's ruled himself out or something.