Ronaldo

3 months older than me. Cool.

He's arousing.

Well, obvs.

tragically true. Best header since Martins at OT in 2008.

What a fucking finish.

I don't think I've ever been shocked by anything less.

Gouffran.

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time Will you chill out, Triggs? We all know the side that started yesterday would finish 20th in the PL. I know a lot of the players on our team were terrible but I really enjoyed watching Malaga play in the first half yesterday and I think they are a good side They are, but you're overstating the significance of the game a bit. We know far too many of those players aren't up to it.

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time Will you chill out, Triggs? We all know the side that started yesterday would finish 20th in the PL.

Are you suggesting we don't need a striker?

Who do you think we should buy as a 15 goal minimum striker? His point is that Wickham will not score that many goals. Which other striker we should get is irrelevant as long as Wickham is not the answer. He was just asking, stop being such a tool.

None of the CBs are good enough. All of them have their strengths but ultimately I don't want any of them starting for us next season.

I sincerely hope not, but there's a reason Guthrie's 27 and likely to be stuck outside the PL for the rest of his career in spite of his natural talent.

We both know he'll have a much better career than Danny Guthrie.

I know it was only a friendly but Malaga came 11th last season in La Liga and they made us look like a Sunday League side today with their passing and movement in the first half We had players out there that aren't up to League One standard, what do you expect?

True, but no worse than Spain, for example, which I'd consider the other top league. Easier on the eye, obviously.

I'd say having 8 teams of very good quality doesn't constitute a poor or uncompetitive league, like. Far from it.

You really need to stop being so vindictive towards others posters like, Ian.

I agree with the rest but I'm tired of this 'league is so poor' garbage. Have a look at who's finishing 5th, 6th and 7th in other leagues compared to ours, man.

He wasn't static on the ball for Sunlun.

The state of our 'squad', man. As if any stupid cunt could be appeased by that.

To scrub the bogs?

Aye, he should show some ambition and sign for QPR or Melbourne City on loan till MLS starts.

I wasn't being entirely sarcastic, like. I do like Bimp.