Ronaldo

Amazing how Stifler's intelligence becomes apparent when he speaks profoundly.

I thought Luiz was a bit younger than 27, like. True story, Baba.

The state of David Luiz, man.

Scores 2 goals a season and has mad hair, fucking bargain, man.

Shearer's a moron for not rating him though, eh.

QPR's sub keeper is in net, Maicon's years past his best, Luiz can't/won't defend, and Marcelo and Dante aren't great defenders either. Then you factor in the rest of their team which is absolutely awful by Brazilian standards. We should've seen this coming, really.

This was meant to be comedic, for the record.

Brazil reaping what they sow for decades of whacking about penny floaters on the beach instead of learning how to defend?

Oh, well. The World Cup just lost some of its prestige.

There you have it, then. Even we spent £19 or whatever when we were 16th or 17th in January. It's baffling.

Deserves it for defending him, mind.

That I could live with.

Sort of defending is that, man. Awful.

Fuck Germany.

And no more, right? You'd think they would've tried to invest when they really needed to.

Exactly. A shithouse like a Miroslav Klose ffs. He stands out like a sore thumb on that list. I don't dislike him, but he doesn't belong on that list, let alone first. yeah but in a way, he kind of does deserve to be on the list, given it's a list of players who have scored the most goals in world cups, and he has scored the joint-most goals at world cups In terms of tally, yes. In terms of class and impact on the tournaments, no chance.

Makes me wonder why Fulham didn't spent money in January to stay up.

Exactly. A shithouse like a Miroslav Klose ffs.

I like IP, but he takes too much too personally. I don't see how anyone in their right mind could dislike Bimpy, mind.

Whoever that is really should be put down and soon.

The sad thing is, you're still looking forward to spending money to watch that tripe.

Can you imagine how shit he'd be in the PL at this point in his career?

I hope he doesn't. Unfortunately i'm an unfeeling bastard who hates his stinking guts, the cunt. Wouldn't you prefer that he dies a while after impact then? I think it would be out of order to want him to suffer like.

Here he is.

Dutch targets, indeed. As if some shithouse from that rubbish league is going to be up to it.