Ronaldo

KI doesn't pay attention and blames others for doing so. Gotta respect the lad.

Aye I know, but if it wasn't for Kanji I'd genuinely think the guy is stuck in the 20s. Calling other the worst types of human beings while he portrays himself on here as a type of superhero that deals with everything thorugh brute force and size of biceps. Think what you like, man. If it's an outdated notion that it's pretty detestable to elbow players in the face, cheat whenever possible and then cry when you get accidentally kneed in the back, so be it. You can spot the posters severing lacking a bit of life experience a mile off.

He has short, big legs with obvious fast twitch explosiveness. Not much competition in that department.

Probably more than he's getting in France Well, yeah, obvs.

He's still got to accept the whopping £29K per week salary.

Paralysed.

Jonas is still on the books. *breaks down and cries* Fortunately in name only.

More on about the fact there'll be no Sissoko playing like a RWB protecting him. We'll see.

What an irrelevant thing to come out with.

Or just, you know, act like a man.

Because he's a cheat, a pussy and a coward.

Think Semtex was joking, not sure, but Ronaldo is a massive hardman so he'll never respect someone that feels pain. Probably grew up with the Spetsnaz. There's feeling pain and crying like a little girl about it. Did Modric cry like a bitch when he cowardly elbowed him? I know he's your hero but he's an utterly detestable human being.

Guthrie got plenty of games under Pardew. As much as I like him, he's not a PL player.

He'll be getting less support defensively.

Nowt wrong with his touch whatsoever.

His brain?

Another reason to want Real to win the league.

A woman that is better than any player England has seen for the last I don't know how many years. Ouch. I don't know either.

Neymar should wear a skirt and lipstick. What an absolute fucking woman he is.

You owe me half if it comes off.

Put £100 on it, then. You be 2.2k richer.

He doesn't have a choice, tbh.

Marveaux is the best player in the squad for driving the team forward out of tight areas. He's also our best passer by a distance.

22/1 odds.