Ronaldo

I said this the other day. A German can't ever manage the England team, and it's pretty amazing that a German of all people can't grasp why.

It's fucking embarrassing.

Replaced internationally by Mr Shameem Sampath. Fixed this elite athlete's leg.

Oh, Shola, you're so bad.

I meant the important parts of the sentence, like.

along with Cahill imo (other than the 2nd Suarez goal) he'll also be the next captain. He'll start and rightly so. Yep.

I'm so glad I haven't bet a penny on this tournament yet.

Sammy should just declare himself for Nigeria now. Might get a game in 10 years or so if they get incredibly desperate.

He's right, like. Fred looks poor.

Advocating Ashley makes them idiots not loyal. They just enable the parasites who suck the club dry on a daily basis. Exactly. Only interested in Newcastle United for what they get out of it. An excuse to get away from their pregnant missus for a weekend and expose their meatless frame on MotD. Cunts.

The fuck do you expect us to compete with Hull?

Cruel.

"Rob's a great goalie." - Alan Pardew

Oh, Triggs. That was reference to you being represented by England's B Team.

I think Ian W, the last of bum boys, defected after we lost 6 games in a row.

So that's pretty much totally irrelevant, then.

Can we please end this 'gonna hurt' bullshit? We all should be completely used to the fact our best players inevitably get sold by now.

World Cup aside it's shite. It really, really is.

So in a hypothetical scenario you wouldn't take Klopp? No. Good manager, but no. Fair enough I'm not a proponent of ever judging someone by their nationality in normal circumstances, but when you're talking about the national team it becomes relevant.

So in a hypothetical scenario you wouldn't take Klopp? No. Good manager, but no.

Bye.

As long as he's intelligent, proven and not German, I'm not bothered.

I can't remember one WC in which we've actually played to or exceeded the sum of our parts when others sides routinely seem to manage it. I've said it before, but I think we've got to consider the Spanish model of having B teams. It would hurt the competitiveness of the PL massively but encourage much better development of talent in the pivotal 17-22 age bracket. No good players mincing about in reserve games against boys.

Finally banishes the memory of Craig Moore, too.