Ronaldo

Makes me wonder why Fulham didn't spent money in January to stay up.

Exactly. A shithouse like a Miroslav Klose ffs.

I like IP, but he takes too much too personally. I don't see how anyone in their right mind could dislike Bimpy, mind.

Whoever that is really should be put down and soon.

The sad thing is, you're still looking forward to spending money to watch that tripe.

Can you imagine how shit he'd be in the PL at this point in his career?

I hope he doesn't. Unfortunately i'm an unfeeling bastard who hates his stinking guts, the cunt. Wouldn't you prefer that he dies a while after impact then? I think it would be out of order to want him to suffer like.

Here he is.

Dutch targets, indeed. As if some shithouse from that rubbish league is going to be up to it.

Aye, everything was spot on before he came along At least there was a club to support back then.

I hope he doesn't. Unfortunately i'm an unfeeling bastard who hates his stinking guts, the cunt. Wouldn't you prefer that he dies a while after impact then?

Spurs spending nearly £30m on Soldado ffs. What the hell were they thinking? I think Liverpool will do far better in the transfer market tbh.

I'm not sure about that. He still has international ambitions even if that seems a long way off. On a free there might be clubs like say Juventus interested. His next club will tell us al lot about him. His international ambitions obviously don't mean much to him at all.

Honestly. Why not just buy good players the squad needs for reasonable prices? I hope we sign nobody and sink like a stone till Pardew is fucked off and Ashley cuts his losses.

Not sure that's true. Never seen the keeper subbed for a shootout. 1996 playoff final. Kalac for Kevin Poole.

He'll pick a club that'll not challenge him to be better, sadly.

They may have given him money to set up his business but what parent wouldn't if they had the money? They showed faith in their son and to be fair to him he proved their faith to be rightly placed by becoming one of Britain's richest people.

That article has a few mistakes, mind. Also, Ashley's parents definitely funded his first shop.

The man cares about money and nowt else and constantly tries to project otherwise. Nobody will remember him in 10 years and that's exactly what players like that deserve.

Demba finally made it? He went to a club who were paying him more money, predictably spent most of his time on the bench and won naff all. He'll be at QPR or some other hellhole next season. The man's a total fake.

The thanks hashtag is almost as embarrassing, mind. Thanks for what exactly, doing a decent job at RB for a season and a bit?

You say this as if he'll be a better player there or something. Got to be a good reason (or several) he prefers LB and was played there for Inter.

We got £8m for Shay? Thought it was less.

£8m. I think he'll be exposed at Arsenal, mind. Good footballer but with nobody in front of him holding his hand his defensive failings will be all too apparent.