Ronaldo

His form dropped the second we put Ba's needs before his and the team went to shit.

Which two trophies?

What good would hiring Mourinho do? He'd dismantle the team in his own image and leave after 2 years necessitating another minor rebuilt. He's not someone you invest in long term.

Yes he is. His legs have gone by 65 minutes even when he doesn't particularly exert himself and you seldom see him passing the ball in the final third if there's a possibility to shoot. Which is why Mourinho wants nowt to do with him. Hell of a player in some respects but he's someone to put in the team to feed off scraps and play as an individual up top.

What? To get the best out of the two wide players and ensure they don't get isolated, clearly. Every player that's successfully played that role has been adept at bringing others into play.

If I was a Man U fan I'd be hoping this allows Rooney to play higher up the pitch.

If you're playing 3 up top you need an unselfish player in the middle. Not Demba Ba, in other words. He'd get a few goals but nobody else would.

Not sure why it's remotely funny, just answering the lad's question.

Probably awful.

He's always gonna look pretty ineffective away from RW. Nowt to do with psychology.

I think you mean Ronaldo, Scholes, Keane and Giggs.

He isn't shite on the ball, on the pitch. Which is important, I reckon.

How do we know why he wants to move?

He's either going now or in the summer.

Rooney probably gets into every side the world. Van Persie's past his best.

One's a winger, one's not.

I certainly wouldn't be having him above Sir Bobby. Sir Bobby got us into CL, Moyes didn't do it once with Everton. Moyes took a poor club and had them competing for the top 4 for nearly a decade on a shoestring budget.

Me too, but he's not Evra and probably never will be.

And Mole calling Moyes inept? If he'd done for us what he did for Everton with a similar budget we'd be calling him our best manager of the last 40 years after KK. Fucking ridiculous.

Ferdinand and Evra are better than our players, like. I really hope that wasn't serious, putting Santon in.

The Real IRA.

We should book a table under the name 'Pardew is a total cunt'.

It looks like someone's cut off Sissoko's hand and just jammed his fingers into the stump.

Aye well done mate, they both have mouths and teeth. I see it.

Can't see him ever sending a team down, sadly. I want him to get sacked in March.