Ronaldo

He's been there for the last 3 years.

Cabaye's a much better player now than when he arrived. Gutierrez.

You looked pretty awesome in the second half (and most of the first) against Sevilla, mind.

50K ffs. Willing victim syndrome.

Embittered yes, moaning yes, old getting there, but a women? I resent that, I have fucking hairs on my hairs I'll have you know Is he poor to average at coming for crosses? I would say so yes. He will either catch them or totally flap at them and in a way that sums him up, he is either brilliant as evidenced away to Spurs or just plain old mediocre as evidenced at home to them. This is crazy talk.

Could be down to the fact he played about a dozen games for them in 3 years after they have spent about £14m for him. Insight.

Wasn't he voted the worst player in their history? They misjudged him.

So he's poor to average at dealing with crosses, for example? Fast becoming an embittered moaning old woman, HTT.

He's 25, man. He's quite possibly 10 years off his prime.

I don't think we've ever had a player too good for Newcastle United to keep.

That guy always looks like he's just in it for getting the best seat in the house, whenever I see him on the bench Can I suggest that if you hate all things British this much you fuck off from this forum?

I'm amazed people are still wasting time with this pudding, man.

Take away the 2 loanees and the players on the bench there suddenly become starters. Hell of a policy.

That's rubbish, man.

Utter plank.

Good analogy. 'Mind the cows, Richard.'

I want Ancelotti managing us with Messi up front, doesn't mean I dismiss more realistic scenarios.

There's actually people on here who'd be against the idea of Hoddle managing us given the current car crash? Mentalists.

Coutinho has had like 3 good games of late, and yet again completely different position and player. Put Ben Arfa in Sterlings place and he'd do better. You'd sacrifice a really promising young player like Stirling for Ben Arfa? Not a chance.

And drop Coutinho for him? No chance.

In the first half he was. You've gone mad.

One of our better players against Everton?

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way. One day you might say something nice to someone, one day. You know I think a lot of you Bimpy but this is a tad rich coming from someone who consistently paints his nearest and dearest as some sort of Mandy Dingle - Lenny Henry hybrid.

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way. Well it's apparent Wednesday was the last straw, judging by the reports of him singling out Ben Arfa and Marv. So not sure what you're on about. But whatever makes you feel relevant anyway. It's called suspension of bias. None of us want Ben Arfa to be marginalised but coming out with that utter nonsense just adds fuel to the opposing argument.

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way.