Ronaldo

David's lost another grand.

He's a good player, Sidwell. Deserves better than Fulham.

The mascot, man.

I've actually just subjected myself to a full half of this tripe league. Watching white paint dry. No wonder the stands are empty.

He's fucking loads better than Amdy Faye, though. Honestly, where do you lot come from?

Penalty that. Spurs lucky to win.

He looks so rubbish, like.

Superb from Adebayor, mind. That's a CF.

Therein lies the problem, you want to bed him in but the bloke he's replacing will play when fit and you can't play them together.

Italians are bad enough but Italians from that part of the country, man. Less said about those cunts the better.

Aye lets start Taylor who we lose practically every time he's played this season and something like 2 goals conceded every time he pulls on the shirt. I don't care what he did, all i know is the alternative is a million times worse. Don't expect you to agree though as you obviously think he's the best defender in the world coz he's aggressive herp derp. Your mum and dad really need to start putting the apple cider in a higher cupboard, Mole. Over the years I've been more critical of Steven Taylor than anyone on here, barring Tooj, and I've said several times recently that I don't particularly rate any of our CBs, which, again, presumably includes Steven Taylor. I simply think he's the best physically of the four and a better overall bet than Williamson, and MYM - at this moment in time. The problem you have, apart from being an underdeveloped sideshow, is that Taylor is keeping your hero out of the side, and anyone who doesn't dispute that decision is culpable by association. Change the record.

MYM's got something missing, like. If that's what he's like in training there's no way he can expect to start games.

Shearer's given him another copy of Mein Kampf. Shearer's 'Story So Far' is pretty crap, like.

How are Atletico top? They look rubbish.

No Remy? He's suspended.

Yep. An excellent, tenacious 0-2 defeat. Pards giz a wave.

When does this £70m actually come into play?

1-2 usually means 0 arrivals so 3-4 probably means 2 at most. I'm excited.

What were they asking, £10m? Fuck do they think we are, some sort of top 4 team or what?

Not like him to talk rubbish in his post-match pressers, like.

Fucking hell that's how you counterattack.

What a player this Jesé looks for Madrid.

You and those exhaust fumes, man. What rubbish.

He's got quality, like, no doubt.