Ronaldo

It's a tad catch-22. He badly needs games to get up to speed but I wouldn't feel comfortable with him partnering any of our CBs.

Says the fan of a striker who can barely strike a match.

He's a professional coward. Take no notice.

We were utter shit, as per.

What a waste of money, man.

Nice of him to give the ball to our fans, there.

You're just utter shit, Demba.

Like he's going to pass to you, Demba.

No excuse for Marveaux giving up there, mind. No place for that crap at NUFC, much as I respect his passing ability.

Apart from Mark Hughes.

He'd still defend Ashley.

Convinced he'll be a player eventually but you're right, he's got some reel, like.

Sack me? SACK ME?

Pretty confused by the use of the word 'still'.

We got him cheaply as his contract was up in that summer, 6 months he had left. Ignore the toolbag, man.

We're really poor in space in the final third.

He's no better than Ben Arfa according to some on here, like.

A CB scoring goals, what is this sorcery?

Ryder had a right go on Monday, like. Fair play to him.

Ridiculous that you'd use those two utter cunts to defend Michael Owen. Sod off.

Not even worth bothering with this. Just a fundamental incapability of giving credit to someone you resent.

Which is why a club with endless resources built their side around him, winning everything in the process.

It wouldn't You're a parody, man.

When we're 3-0 down.