Ronaldo

Improve us? That's a joke, right?

aye, but sulking in public while still trumpeting the same shite isn't the way to go either. The sulky bastard will still stick up for them after the window blasts shut. Totally agree with that. Just saying, I don't think even he can put a brave face on this one.

Can't imagine I'd be too happy in his situation either, mind.

Who?

The fact they used the Liverpool game, man.

Probably, but we all know it should be Hatem - De Jong - Remy. Shame Hatem never could grow into that ACM role for us. Him in front of Tiote and Sissoko would be class (on paper) I don't think he has it in him in the PL, myself. He needs space to run in to, he'll end up just running in to trouble more central imo. He'd be hounded out from minute 1. Right hand side, cutting in. That's where he needs to play for us every game. This is exactly it.

First thing I'd do is change Kinnear's job description and task him with testing all the club treadmills with bricks on his back.

£11m? Where the fuck are we supposed to find such a ludicrous amount?

Ben Arfa's a winger and nowt more.

What is anyone buying? That there's an intention from club's hierarchy to do anything other than make money out of the club. Hmm, right, I don't know if anyone believes that, or at least not to any great extent. I certainly don't. But the fact is we have made some signings, and some good ones. The minimum required to keep us in the league and make decent margins from player sales.

What is anyone buying? That there's an intention from the club's hierarchy to do anything other than make money out of the club.

The thing that perplexes me is the amount of fans we have who buy this nonsense hook, line and sinker. Thank fuck I wasn't stupid enough to buy a ticket for Saturday's likely farce.

Thankfully Chelsea will be winning fuck all this season.

There's worse than them in the league, mind.

He looked like he had goals in him when he arrived, and he's scored a couple of belters to be fair, but he doesn't seem to be getting in the box enough and the goals have dried up. But then we never seem to have many players attacking the box when we get in good positions, so I'm wondering if that's down to the player or the instruction from the manager. He's averaging more goals for us than Toulouse. I hope this answers your question.

Especially if he pushes your mate out of the squad.

Good news based on what I've seen of him.

I never got attached to him for some reason. Hell of a player who we'll miss on the field, obviously. See ya.

I wonder if they'd photoshop Sammy's face onto Taylor's body.

Same as last time. Dicked 0-3 and next game it was 'Pardew give us a wave'.

Just think yourself lucky you don't have to watch that shit every week, man. No wonder those poor bastards never stop booing.

Privy to the training sessions, are you? Utter burn.

"Some of the figures we were quoted....."

Thank fuck for that.

Bit of creativity in that side, mind. Even with a CM of Faye and Clark.