Ronaldo

This is pretty fucking funny.

Man, you got me there Ronny. The Argentine love aside man, you're smashing.

Don't make that joke to Disco, man. That's what he actually thinks.

Yeah, me and 90% of those who've seen them play and aren't mentally deficient. Go pick an argument with someone your own calibre.

Aye, he's much better in the air than Taylor.

The irony.

I said this the other day, man. Says it all about how far we've falled when Jonas fucking Gutierrez - a player who derives most of his credit from helping us back to the PL after helping us go down - is expected to leave with some sort of emotional fanfare. If he'd been given a new contract we'd all be rightly incensed.

What garbage. He's been treated above and beyond what his laughable contribution has merited.

I hope you expect the same treatment as you're happy for him to receive. Making more money than anyone else would dream of paying him and being kept in the side for a year despite being the weakest link game after game. Treat like a dog.

Should it not be pretty bloody obvious? If I didn't do my job for well over a year and was told to leave I don't think I'd ask why.

Exactly. He's not even managed an assist in over 50 games. No idea why ffs.

Sammy, who has about a tenth of Marveaux's talent. And about 1000 times more motivation. If only that alone made good footballers.

Very true. He's much better sitting deeper where he can see the game unfold that going forward where the above weaknesses are exposed.

Sammy, who has about a tenth of Marveaux's talent.

Aye, I'm convinced now.

Marveaux has his weaknesses but he's a lovely passer, has great close control, vision and a nice turn of pace. We should be using that.

I was about to say yes till I read the second paragraph.

How often have Sissoko and Gouffran created anything from out there? Neither are wingers, neither create. Give over.

I am shocked.

Same defence, same midfield, wide players have got to be changed. They're giving us fuck all and have done for a long time.

Easily led, man. Even at the end of last season when we were getting dicked 0-3 and 0-6 at home you couldn't say a thing about him without cunts turning round and looking devastated. Pathetic.

Taylor and Willo are probably the best players to deal with such a threat anyway, tbh. Mapou and Colo are obviously better footballers and better on the groud but they're the last CBs you want marking big strikers on set pieces, which is why Sissoko - who's poor in the air himself - ends up doing it. Just need to keep the ball, be patient, don't give away anything in our third and we'll win.

The posters who watch it on Challenge might get it too.