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Dummett and Willo ffs. Beyond a joke that might be our CB pairing for an important PL fixture. Well done to Carr, Ashley and Kinnear. Cunts.

United Madrid PSG -1 £20 returns £103.

I always thought Messi considered Rooney to be the best.

Gerrard and Lampard have never been world-class If Frank Lampard wasn't world class, there's less than 20 players in the last 10 years who have been.

Gerrard and Lampard have never been world-class Gerrard won the CL on his own. That is nonsense, like. Absolute rubbish.

I respect you and your opinion, even if you are a tad insane.

It was suggested 7 hours ago, mate. Look up.

Hughton or Jol next.

I've never thought Gerrard was quite as good as Lampard and certainly not peak Scholes, but he's had many good games against top players.

Not seen a hint of aggression from MYM, like. Easier to be aggressive against French forwards, like.

Anyone suggesting he should start games at this stage of his career must be insane.

And when he has, fwiw.

It takes decades of work at the bar to become a judge. What was the make-up 30 years ago? It's a dreadful example and a dreadful point overall.

Let's hope not.

It'll be like watching white paint dry.

As a sub against Morecambe? He started that game fwiw He did? Forgive me, I didn't see it. Still, a League Two side. It would be fairly horrifying if he didn't have a solid game against them.

As a sub starter against Morecambe?

Physically he's not up to it yet and his decision making is still light years off. Reads the game pretty well as you say and is better on the ball than I gave him credit for when he first arrived.

Great stuff. The pull becomes stronger.

I'd rather not even picture that scenario. We know how it generally ends up at the SOS.

After his 'defensive' performance in the last derby I'd rather not see that.

I'd stick with Taylor and Williamson, then gradually bring Mapou in with Colo fucked. The only thing Williamson has on Taylor is his leadership, and if Mapou is, as you say, the best candidate for captaincy, he won't need to be partnered with a far inferior player for the sake of better organisational skills.

Fucking hell, man. I saw this and thought that was him back in for the derby.

Fair play, though, great interview.