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I don't get it? so you were there or you weren't? Just seen this. No I sadly missed out on that occasion as I hadn't quite moved to Boro yet but was told by someone who became a good (mutual) friend. I did witness him doing it later down the line in a Boro 'club' called Blue Lounge, though. Absolute Prick he is. A sceptic may look at this and assume you've fabricated these scenarios to suit your own agenda, wouldn't you agree? By someone with an agenda. Given that Decky was getting him confused with Dyer, and plenty in Boro have witnessed Woodgate's antics including NSG (I think) I wouldn't agree.

I don't get it? so you were there or you weren't? Just seen this. No I sadly missed out on that occasion as I hadn't quite moved to Boro yet but was told by someone who became a good (mutual) friend. I did witness him doing it later down the line in a Boro 'club' called Blue Lounge, though. Absolute Prick he is.

We'll get one more forward in. If not Bent or Gomis it'll be a cheap as chips, Gouffran type that'll not help our cause much.

This is such a terrible attempt to be funny I'm amazed someone on here didn't appreciate it.

Considering Pardew's history with Marveaux when everyone's fit is it? pretty obvious he's seen as HBA's less pacy back up. I don't get that. He's a totally different player to hatem. More creative, for a start.

Rolled a 6 on the genetic lottery. Never saw the bill.

Was there, so Blackburn wins. You and your arrogance, man. Sort your fucking life out.

Marveaux hasn't got a look in so far. It's pretty surprising.

Thankfully we probably won't see that combination at NUFC as a first choice two.

The Bolton one wasn't shot from up in a tree, though. Bolton wins.

I'm the biggest food addict I know but not even I'd touch that. Disgusting.

Why the hell is the article still up?

That's actually incredible.

I don't think it is. If Pardew's actually stupid enough to play Jonas from the start we'll continue to do poorly and he'll be sacked. Kinnear will then look at his stats (he's actually well aware of the player's stats, funnily enough) and tell him to fuck off.

Virtually all footballers get agents first and lawyers later. It's a stupid move for anyone, let alone uneducated men in their 20s.

Shouldn't it have been Cisse?

Scored twice for them in a friendly, apparently.

Not a single chance even Pardew persists with a 4-4-2 with Gouffran on the left.

Larry White at it again. Show us the money, knobhead.

Tough place to go.

Good analogy. When he does try to attack this happens. It's not a great analogy, really. Given that most fighters who keep their hands high are actually offensive boxers.

Three defensive midfielders if you include Jonas. Saw that team and knew we were gonna get absolutely dicked. Fucking cunt.