Ronaldo

You only need to get more if the players behind them don't contribute enough. Strikers have evolved partially because conventional wingers have died off.

Back at Rennes he was most definitely primarily a wide player. I actually believe we are using him centrally and sparingly to some extent to avoid him getting injured. Different league, different country. Apparently Gouffran survived as a winger over there for almost a decade, which says it all.

I'd play Sissoko alongside him and Cabaye deeper.

Yeah, he's no wide player. So much better through the middle.

Looks very unhealthy there, like. We can dream.

I'll be going to that if that's the case, like.

There's been one, up there.

Because we're shit out wide and need quality?

We had the Ameobi jokers on the bench for the best part of last season and folk turn their noses up at Darren Bent. Ludicrous.

I actually really want to sign him. I think we'd get his best years out of him.

Not that I'm favour of consistently playing a legitemate DM but he's arguably the best one we've got. Of course we'll miss him at times.

My 2nd favourite British fighter ever. Where was he, dude?

He must be suffering from dementia, man.

Fair enough. I just can't believe there's anyone out there that would advocate starting him at all. The guy's got absolutely nothing going for him these days except tenacity.

Yeah mate, I'm the blinkered one. What I actually meant was that there are certain games where I can see a role for Jonas. Not many, but certainly in the case of injuries or closing games out as a sub. So there's no 'probably not' about him starting, then? There's no games in which he should get near the starting lineup.

Probably not. Blinkered.

He isn't remotely good at anything required of a midfielder/winger.

He's good at spotting decent players for low prices, lets not make him out to be a God.

Perch can defend a bit. Jonas can't defend or attack.

He's crap in every position, that's the difference.

That too.

I'd be absolutely ecstatic with Remy and Bent.