Ronaldo

It was the joyful one who lives near me on the phone to Moses' agent, if memory serves.

This type of thing isn't on. Can I suggest a warning from Rich?

It's the minimum amout of inches he wants them to jump in the air for corners.

Not great, but much better than the nonsense those arseholes in the corner sing.

I wouldn't call Pardew intelligent, but he's not quite Steven Taylor either. Kinnear is primarily here to scrutinise Pardew's performance, something Llambias wasn't really equipped to do.

With a view to him being our no.1 within 2 years.

4 different teams have won the league in the last 9 years and you have 3 very strong candidates for winning it next season. What more do you want? Messi. Very poor quality of football.

He'd always be a deputy to HBA, which he wouldn't accept anyway. No thanks.

Using the CL as an example? Take a look at the last 9 finals. Only 2 haven't had a PL side. The Champions League isn't relevant to depth conducive to a competitive, entertaining league anyway.

Never the player's fault. Ever.

Yeah because Stoke and Hull are such shining examples, like. Of course it's the best league in the world.

Toptoon at it again.

Eh? How do you know we haven't made formal contact with the managers/chairmen/whatever of both of those players?

Cool.

Ferguson and Sammy are 22 and 21.

Yeah, and we might re-sign harper to play up front. Good point, badly made. Harps plays striker.

Pitch level is my favourite place to be .

Not quite sure how you can argue Martins has more mental strength than Cisse, like.

first team. the squad is rubbish. and that's not excluding Pardew from blame. The first team is crying out for at least 2 players to solve the goals and creativity problem. The first team is unbalanced and the squad is poor.

The strikers of today are far better athletes; stronger and quicker. It's not about who likes elbowing defenders.

Based on your own conjecture. It's not like Taylor is some sort of Vidic type that dominates big burly centre forwards either. Benteke had a field day against him at Villa Park. Wasn't that Taylor's first game back from injury?

Not to mention Cisse as a winger and Jonas as a footballer Nowt'll ever top the visionary idea to use Shola out wide though. To be fair it was Souness who discovered Shola could play on the wing. Away to West Ham in 05-06 against Pardew, I was there. He gave away a penalty and looked the square root of shite all game. Won 4-2, though.

Toptoon's not the brightest poster on the wall but he's right about Taylor and Colo being our best partnership and certain strikers having a field day against Colo and MYM.

Actually I didn't think much of Carroll at all for his first year or so in the spotlight, so he's a good example of not judging a player too early. That said, when he was 21 he was our number 9 and scoring lots of goals in the PL.

Support Leeds or Liverpool then, and spend your spare time developing into a classless prick and devising plans to attack opposing goalkeepers.