Ronaldo

Which is why we desperately need a midfielder who can dictate the game with a strike of a ball.

Who the fuck said that?

Leeds, and every club in the PL, have far better forwards on their books. I’m not sure why it’s such a big sudden revelation that Chris Wood is a terrible footballer. He’s never been anything else.

Was dogshit before we signed him and dogshit since. Not his fault it hasn’t been remedied. Shall look forward to seeing him again on Tuesday.

God what a horrible Xl.

If you’re not being sarcastic you’re really making yourself look like one of those dafties that argues with security guards in Sainsbury’s.

Always hilarious hearing people criticising Rafa’s signings. I think our first Xl was generally worth around £45m under him. Clearly got his first choices.

You’d like to think training under Eddie Howe every day in a squad third in the Premier League would help prepare him for the might of League One Sheffield Wednesday, mind.

Good work rate.

Why is he still here? Imagine being content to play 3 games a season at his age.

Matt Ritchie ffs.

I’m not sure why people are saying ASM is a low block unlocker mind. His best games have been against teams that have committed men forward.

100%. Small risk for a massive reward. I think back to Leicester in 2016 on a different scale. They were extremely well drilled and hard to beat but were able to take advantage of teams losing points around them because they won the tight games instead of coming away with a plucky point. Having our own Mahrez would be huge.

I can guarantee there’s no long term plan for Joelinton to play on the left. He’s too often ineffective there.

Which, to be honest, hurts more than helps our chances. It will be between us, Liverpool and Spurs for the final place.

Schar was taking risks with the through ball. We needed to do more of that, to be honest.

He’s better. Not a complete cunt either.

He’s absurdly good.

ASM on surely.

Willock and Longstaff looking a bit out of their depth today.

Laurent on the other hand was incredible. Miss him.

Coloccini was such an embarrassment sometimes. Thank God we’re past having to rely on players like that.

Does Rice have hype?

Arsenal, City and Man U will get top 4. We need Spurs and Liverpool to fuck the second half of the season royally if we’re to join them. Either that or we spend big on a midfield and attacker in this window and keep Pope and the bulk of our defence fit.

It was a great chance. I like Burn a lot but he’s an absolute nonentity attacking the ball. Really strange with his size.