Ronaldo

Those subs. As much as we’ve improved under Southgate we’re missing something when it matters and his decisions are unfortunately a big part of that.

Hopefully that’s Kane never going to be the same again. Top 4 is ours.

What an absurd comparison.

Would’ve been an outrage if Argentina didn’t go through there. By far the better side throughout.

It was pretty clear by then he was a cunt, mind.

I can vividly remember the abuse Bobby got at half time at the Velodrome for playing him instead of Bowyer.

Nonsense that. Under Rafa in his last season he looked very good.

Brilliant. I was 6 when I went to my first game in ‘93 so just missed that era. Certainly doesn’t sound like much fun.

What rubbish. No one from the PL will touch him.

This week’s football has been absolutely brilliant to be fair. Suarez out and Schar through today the icing on the cake.

‘Taken his shirt off and been sent off’ is definitely the funniest line so far.

Is / was a whatever degree black belt in karate.

Would we have it any other way?

Kane looked fucked against USA. Should be starting Callum.

They’ve had about 10 in the last 10 years I’m sure.

I only see 3 or 4 exaggerations, to be fair.

Terry and Ferdinand were absolutely brilliant in WC 06 and Stones and Maguire don’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence. We just had nobody to score goals when it mattered back then. When people talk about our ‘golden generation’ it’s much easier to criticise the collective than identify the isolated issue - our ‘goalscorers’, namely Owen, were utter nonentities in the tournaments.

Shearer was as much to blame as Bellamy etc, if not far more. Was unhappy about being brought off late on in a friendly at 34 and made it clear. Never thought it was coincidence he was sacked 2 days after dropping him for Kluivert.

I remember Bobby's interview after the Villa game alluding to the fact he didn't want Shearer to always take them.

Robert carried us for most of that season. His best football in our shirt.

He definitely would. But that’s one of his best qualities.

I've seen him twice in the last year - both times in the Trafford Centre with his Mrs. I don't think he's too well.

Don't agree with that. Schar has always been class and looked it last season next to Burn too.

Did you hear ‘Gareth Southgate Super Coach’?

Schar closely followed by Almiron. Honourable mentions to Pope, Trippier and Bruno.