Ronaldo

The point is Bellamy regularly gets cited as a reason he lost his job. I just think it’s bollocks. Bellamy is a prick but he was a huge factor in us staying at the top end of the table for 3 seasons.

Shearer storming off the pitch and publicly challenging Bobby at that pre-season game against Celtic was as bad and probably worse. No one says fuck all about that - and he was club captain.

He played virtually no part in that, man. Have a word.

Most men are dead by 76. He’s just started a new job in the Premier League. It’s brilliant. Ended badly at England but you’ve got to say, what a guy.

Got to give Roy Hodgson credit mind. 76 and jumping around like that.

You’ve got a hard on for Fab, like. He’s brilliant in the air. Attacks the ball as well as anyone we have in the squad.

We need one of them to release a book, basically. Be interested to see what actually happened there.

I didn’t particularly like him but that’s way over the top. He was Zidane compared to Alan Smith for starters.

He’s a god, currently.

Who would you play him instead of and why?

A couple of my best mates are Leeds fans. They’re not cunts, but trust me, they’re the exception within that lot. ‘Us victims fighting back against the world’ mentality on roids.

Out of form is an understatement though. And Isak is quite clearly a better player who’s only going to get better and better.

You can disagree with it when he replaces him with a player who can’t remotely match his pace or work rate mind.

There was never any question realistically. He’s just class.

I just hope that’s cemented Isak’s place. Different team with pace up top.

Howe needs to build the attack around him. I’m really fed up of seeing Callum Wilson mincing about now. Predictable as fuck.

Why would he put our best defender in midfield?

Schar Isak Murphy ASM Willock potentially?

I like Tomori. If we didn’t have the best 2 CBs ever to play for us I’d be in favour of spending big money on him.

A very fit man.

Robert? I swear to God people remember a different player. His fitness record for us was good.

Lots of pressure on Howe to play him now, mind. From all angles.

We were 3 points off 8th last season. Given the signings of Pope, Botman, Isak etc and having Bruno all season I don’t know how you can argue that’s a ‘success’.

Scored goals with his right too, so he shouldn’t be mentioned. Just his left foot was the best in history.