Ronaldo

If Schar isn’t fit I’d partner Burn with Sven.

Joelinton’s role this season has changed with us playing higher up the pitch and his limitations on the ball, especially under pressure / on the turn, have been massively exposed, basically.

He’s so unreliable. We really need to invest in a couple of quality attacking players in January. Murphy, Wood and Fraser have no business on the same pitch as most of the players behind them, unfortunately.

Rolls Royce of a defender.

Anyone have a reliable means of watching this?

Or we could just grow with him and keep him here until the deal makes sense for both parties. Just a thought.

His attitude is a total wrong fit for us. Would’ve been a good acquisition in January but we can be far more selective now.

The main thing I take from that is the hope we never see Darlow in goal for us again.

Dutch Nesta - in the making. Class act.

He’s been training every day. He’s just not very good. Nothing against him, but he isn’t.

We know our subs are Championship standard. They will be gone soon.

To be fair, we aren’t gonna lack legs / athleticism with Bruno and Jo in there. He’s probably a good fit with the two of them.

And the …… society.

Post office

Longstaff in the Shelvey role? Really?

Physicality is a massive part of quality though.

I meant more the quality will never match that of the men's game. It's a pointless conversation really.

It's a nice idea, but it'll never happen.

Hard drugs.

He guessed it was going down the middle. Should be blatantly obvious.

None of those are suits, mind. Graeme Souness looked great in a suit actually. Kudos to him, looking back.

Anderson’s mam had obviously started on the booze when she dressed him. What the fuck?

If Chris Wood ever becomes a ‘very valuable player’ to us our general plight will basically have to be worse than ever before in our recent history.

It's almost as if the Gods are trying to expose the disparity in quality between our very best players and the crap that nearly sent us down.

I meant officially, tbh.