Ronaldo

RVP would be the last person on that list I'd pick. Bale narrowly ahead of Suarez, Mata and Carrick for me.

Except neither of them created a thing, basically. Granted Gouffran had a big part in two goals. Cisse needs service.

Brilliant images of angry Mick on his office chair.

Socially accepted as a greeting, I reckon.

Nice man.

Hatem should be on for the last half hour. Jonas and Gouffran, man. Absolutely fucking depressing.

Perch and Bigirimana. Happy days.

Roberto Martinez, man. No thanks.

Hasn't quite been as good as that lot imo. Bale.

Hell of a finish, that.

Shay's about bang on 6'. Very good keeper but was beaten lots from distance. No suprise a lot mentioned in this thread are long shots with him in net.

The poor guy's probably got loads of abuse on Twitter.

Yeah. If he had one big weakness it was hard shots from distance. He's a bit shorter than his listed height and his arms don't compensate at all. He's a bit shorter than his listed height? What? You're starting to say some weird things on here man. Not sure what's weird about it, like. He's shorter than reported, agreeing with what WBCP said.

I'd probably disagree with the last 2. Are you sure you're not thinking of Coloccini or MYM?

Yeah. If he had one big weakness it was hard shots from distance. He's a bit shorter than his listed height and his arms don't compensate at all.

Christ.

Why's Saylor going to get caught out badly?

Cisse, but that tells you everything you need to know.

I think Gouffran and Hatem will be on the bench.

Vastly, but who cares. Time to lock and leave this, now.

He's as one dimensional as it gets, but that one dimension would've come in pretty handy at times this season.

Don't know where Wigan are getting 7 points from, fortunately. I do think we'll both win and draw in the remaining 5 games.

I was just asking. You seem to be going on about him all the time. Bit weird.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2012/8/16/1345137781598/Vurnon-Anita-after-signin-008.jpg Any particular reason why the majority of your posts are about Vurnon Anita? Are you him?

Does Santon have the stamina for such a role? Course he does. The positional sense I'm not so sure.