Ronaldo

Aye his timing was shocking, lots of fans will no doubt give him a standing ovation as a goodbye as well I think he deserves that simply because of how great he's generally been for us. It shouldn't be forgotten that his actions very nearly contributed to us going down, though, and he would have done it gladly had the club not dug their heels in.

And expected it halfway through a relegation battle.

Shola and Jonas have to go. Ideally I'd like Tiote to be replaced but unfortunately it's become too obvious what a liability he is.

1) Rubbish players might be sold off 2) Better players might be brought in 3) Pardew might get sacked or hit by a bus

Are we fuck.

Cacapa and Smith big lumps? News to me, like. Cacapa was diminutive and the complete opposite type of defender to the one you'd expect Big Sam to buy.

Please stay, ffs.

We could get a player far better suited to the PL for £20m. Shame nobody was stupid enough to give us real money for Tiote a year or 2 back.

Gouffran certainly isn't a winger.

We need to do something, that's for sure.

West Brom are an absolute disgrace.

Might turn out for the best if they just find the net with every shot inside our half (and beyond - a la Alonso).

Neesy's the king of the forum imo. Watch your sodding mouth.

Tony Warner was a decent keeper. Far better than Elliot.

I'm sure you'd be saying that if they'd scored twice with arthritis lad in net. He can dive and kick it. Apart from that he's a woeful keeper. Probably the best we're gonna do for 2nd choice with these corner-cutting cunts, sadly.

Same jobless cunts that sing songs about Jonas and Ameobi. Wankers.

Our best full back performance of the season, that's for fucking sure.

Been sleeping rough like Ronnie? LOL.

Hope to see some bed sheets next week.

He's off home whatever happens. Best defender we've had in decades and should get a proper goodbye next week. Then it's time to move on.

Useless. Shouldn't play for us again after pulling that stupid shite on a day like today.

Debuchy has a lot of improving to do. Could easily have cost us the game in the first half with those two penalty incidents.

Sibierski, man. Load of guff. One of the best individual performances of the season from him today. Looked a class act more central. Does have his own song, btw. It's quality.

Fuck off you useless, clueless prick. Get back to going up high up unsteady ladders.

That's what you get for buying League One crap.