Ronaldo

No but it would never happen, wrong side of 30. I know he's had mentality issues in the past but when you look at our lack of options up top I think he'd be a good squad addition. Carlton fucking Cole would be a good addition to that lot.

Is Vorm dead or what?

Nothing on earth is worth that.

I've just been sick.

Above surely Good point.

He should be lynched underneath a large bonfire.

Have much better players protecting their defence when they do it too. Tiote's good enough for Man U, like.

To be fair I see this from Swansea and Stoke all the time. They just tend to be far better than us at getting goals without applying lots of pressure and and then sitting on their lead.

I'd be very aroused by a draw.

Impatient. This cunt inherited a team that'd just finished 4th, 3rd and 5th, spend £55m plus on it and was sacked 18 months down the road with us in 16th. Thank Christ for whatever impatience helped get rid of the negligent prick.

He's far better off the ball than on it, to be fair. Fuck knows why he's played wide most of his career.

We should always target having at least 6 players in the first 11 that have track records of scoring 5+ goals per season. Being good strikers of the ball like Beren says is only half of what's required. Marveaux and Ben Arfa are two good examples of players who strike the ball brilliantly without having scored more than 30 or so at club level in their entire careers.

Least their defenders score goals. I'd forgotten defenders were allowed to, tbh.

We'll pass them off the park if we play like we did against WHU. I just don't really see us scoring goals.

Nothing's changed, really. 2 points or more from the last 2 games and we stay up.

Who easily looks there best player tonight. Last few months, tbh.

Same here and have been saying so for a while. I've been saying it for 9 days. Beat that. Well I've been saying I suspect he's for the chop for a lot longer than 9 days. You have.

What are you on about even Ben Arfa? Bit of strange one. Hatem's got pretty decent pace. Not fast exactly, but nippy off the mark and obviously pretty quick with the ball because of his fantastic ability.

Same here and have been saying so for a while. I've been saying it for 9 days. Beat that.

Think he'll be gone on the last day of the season or soon after.

Behind Wigan they are.

Down to the bare bones now, like.

Get in you useless wanker.