Ronaldo

That's pretty much what I'd play. Well done.

Mr Glass.

Wouldn't worry. If we finish 17th or lower he's a dead man walking.

Jonas should never play for us again, ever.

Amazing that some people still haven't figured out how bad Jonas actually is.

I know what I'd rather listen to.

I'd imagine they're not bad being marked by empty space, like.

Pearson. Drew 1-1 with Watford and lost 6-0 at Old Trafford. Bullied.

That left side will get annihilated.

Ignore him, man. He seems to think Jonas is a good captain.

Shearer's comments on MOTD, man. And he actually watches all our games, you'd think. Feel bad for the next club who employs him.

Family TV at its best. "Austin's got a gun."

When I saw that Ryder tweet about the players being devestated I got excited for a few seconds. He'll be gone in 3 weeks, I'm convinced of it.

This guy makes Pardew looks about as suave as Dean Windass, to be fair.

I don't understand this, Williamson is turd in the air and much weaker than Taylor, he'd get bullied to fuck and then start flailing his arms around grabbing at anything he could reach. As people say, Taylor with a fit Colo next to him is far and away superior to Williamson, at everything. I hope you're right. Too often I see Taylor nowhere near the big forwards and it ends up being Colo or Mbiwa who are going up for the aerial battles. Because the big forwards will get next to the weaker CB. It happens all the time.

I think they've had enough of him now and will look to sell for a decent amount whether we survive or not.

Not really about height so much. Evra's quality in the air. Charles N'zogbia, man.

Victor Moses? I'll raise you (lol) Charles N'Zogbia.

Ashley should offer to loan Fernandes some of our fringe players next season should we stay up.

Who the fuck said he was? We wouldn't be 17th with a decent winger, though.

Ajax were stupid to win the league with Anita in the team? Lille Stupid to win the league with Cabaye in their team? Wasn't really on about those two. But we should never have signed Anita, no doubt about it. That money was needed elsewhere, like for some width and creativity.

Christ, that basically sums up my last 1000 posts.

How? Because he's a terrible defender. Never seen him have a game as bad as Yanga-Mbiwa and Taylor have in our last two home games, and was a mainstay in the side we finished 5th with last season, I don't particularly rate him, I just think at the moment he could do a job. The more I see of Taylor the less I rate him. There's not a thing Williamson does better than Taylor.