Ronaldo

Still the greatest gif ever, alongside his impromptu jig on the touchline. Aye, it's incredible. Made me like MM. Prefer the YT Top Gun version though. This one, too:

Zlatan's quite suave and striking. Barton looks like the dickhead who's always in Ladbrokes.

Rafa's better than that lot, in the stands and the boardroom.

Mostly when Carlo was there. Always loved him. Having 2 of my favourite players in Drogba and Lampard didn't hurt, either.

Zlatan's better looking anyway.

Chelsea fans are vile. Hate the fact I once had some admiration for that club.

Huth's a horrible human being.

Rather start Yanga-Mbiwa up front.

What do that lot think about McClean? I'd have to have a serious think about things if that was one of ours.

We look a far better outfit and far more likely to score goals post-Ba. Just saying.

That's fine, but the most important kick of our season? Please.

I'd perhaps agree if it wasn't about to be saved by Krul anyway. Ya but we can only assess the value of that contribution based on what actually happened not 'if's scneario. I've just told you what actually happened.

I'd perhaps agree if it wasn't about to be saved by Krul anyway.

Hiddink's a great manager and a very likeable guy.

Anita's not up to yet it imo and Cisse's my favourite player, so bias comes into it, I guess.

I like him a bit more.

Anita for Cisse. No offence intended but that's the stupidest thing I'll read this week.

Yep: “When I first came here, we were training and Peter Beardsley joined in. “I said to him ‘You are a very good player’. “Then a few people told me about him. “I went home and typed his name into You Tube and I was amazed at how good he was – he was amazing. “Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised that he is still amazing at 51! “He’s a big player and I would like to be like him.”

I think Krul's better.

Not at all, and thanks for clarifying. Fwiw I'd say he's without doubt technically better than Shearer but not Pedro.

Only one of which played for us when we were relegated - and wasn't injured.

Bobby's front 6 is still better.

Relax. For 25% of the season (first ten games), it was between him and van Persie for the best player. People forget this because we've been so shit lately but we only lost to Chelsea and Man Utd early on. Our start was decent, even with the injuries and poor performances and that was pretty much solely down to Ben Arfa. Hatem wasn't even our best player in the first ten games.

Which of our best players were kept out of the team through injury?

You said he was better than Pedro and Shearer last week. You've already been proven wrong, tbh.