Ronaldo

Deary me, man.

Is he off to Lazio?

They will, though.

The responses are always great.

Barbie pink.

More chance of the sky turning pink.

Or 2012. Or 2010.

Should send Gabby that. Vast improvement.

Christ.

Dawson would be expensive but worth it. Never used to rate him but he's come on a lot in the last 3 or 4 years.

Have you changed your mind about Cabaye not being captain material like? To an extent, yes. I don't think he's ideal, like, but we really don't have anyone else apart from Hatem I'd want leading the team out. The rest either aren't leaders in any capacity, haven't been here very long or simply are shit footballers.

Not baffling at all, and it sums up our situation. We're a great club being owned/run by people you wouldn't want to work for. They weren't perceived like that back then though were they? By someone who met him/them? He probably figured out Ashley was a bigger cunt than him and unwilling to spend money.

Nowt uncertain or positive about it, like. We'll not replace him or replace him with rubbish and go down. Yay us.

Not baffling at all, and it sums up our situation. We're a great club being owned/run by people you wouldn't want to work for.

For the past 2 years.

Aye, right. We'd let our captain play for someone else and continue to pay a portion of his wages.

Was she not with him yesterday?

Like the fact you want rid of him for being shit?

Good job he's not on Twitter.

Why, what've you said? Just the same as a few really saying that if it was down to personal reasons we should make it as hard as possible to make him leave. Not this like. We should still seek a resolution. Obviously there's plenty we don't know, but I don't see why he has to play for a team in Argentina.

This too. Cunts.

Singing about him shagging other people's wives might not be the most appropriate thing to do, like.

Why, what've you said?

I'd be in favour if we supported a real club, but we don't.

Was he in Argentina when his mother passed?