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Last 11. Really impressive.

Our points total so far equates to 69 over a full 38 games; 2 points less than last season. It’s actually reasonably impressive given the tough start, but unfortunately 3 key teams had better summer windows than us and have really cracked on. We will need 75 points to make top 4.

You’re a good dude but I think you’ve taken a class on how to be oversensitive recently. Two hands on his back - who cares?

100%. I dislocated my shoulder in April and it took 3 months for me to be able to exercise and even 7 months later it’s not 100%. Couldn’t believe what I was seeing when he came on tonight.

Wilson had nowt left, you could see that.

Not sure how even that wanker Southgate can continue to ignore him.

All of our good transition play seems to come from his right boot. Irreplaceable.

Brilliant result. Tactics spot on with the obvious issues due to absences / fatigue.

Who is she?

Multiple good games this season isn’t the wildest endorsement I’ve ever heard. He’s been decent defensively overall but clearly can’t contribute consistently going forward, which in today’s game is half a full back’s job.

Have a word. He’s accepted / invited it all himself by taking that job and being a stubborn alienating prick completely unwilling to adapt to his surroundings. Not to mention signing £400m + worth of shit, hiring McClaren and throwing his toys out of the pram each time we took points of them last season. Fuck him right up the arse.

The above is a big exaggeration at best, by the way.

Rightly or wrongly someone will get blasted and probably sacked.

Crazy game and result. Watched it in the Stretford end. Fair play, we wanted it so much more than them. Livramento’s got to find his way into the team soon.

I think most of us knew a RW was high priority. We didn’t go for that player, for whatever reason.

‘Brian’ doesn’t rate our CBs. Best partnership in the league incidentally.

Ramsdale. Honestly, people see a few saves on tele and think that’s what makes a keeper.

Yeah, I agree. You need 2 top forwards to be a top team and we have that, for different reasons. His goal record for us in the league is outstanding.

Well no, it doesn’t. Neither of them are getting a game even when the other full backs are fucked.

What’s he averaging, a goal every game and a half by minutes played? And so much more to his game than that. Outrageous talent.

Good to see him getting the recognition, finally. He’s genuinely a distance ahead of the other CBs I’ve seen at NUFC.

I can’t be arsed debating it. I watched Shearer for 10 years here. I think Isak will be a better footballer if he isn’t already and have a better career.

Good chat. Enjoyed it.

I think Isak is a slight improvement away from being better than Shearer - for us, certainly. I rate him very highly, if that wasn’t obvious.

Isak is our best forward since Shearer just for his entire contribution, and to be honest he’s a slight improvement away from being better. Wilson our best goalscorer and out and out striker since Shearer.