Ronaldo

Don’t know how he gets away with it. He’s useless and laughably we have him way past his prime. Makes Joselu look like a world beater.

Bit of a blind spot on here when it comes to Wood. He’s basically a poor excuse for a striker who has found himself insulated from criticism because those around him have been brilliant and the focus has been taken off his lack of pace, ability and goal threat. I don’t want to be too critical because he’s just doing his best, by my word he should be in the group of players totally surplus come summer.

He's cultivated something pretty special. Hats off.

Most sense I’ve ever seen him speak.

Ancelotti is such a god.

Best CB pairing I’ve seen for us for a while.

You wouldn’t consider Roberto Mancini a class above Gareth Southgate? Are you on drugs?

For some reason I thought you were born in 1990.

Steady on.

We need 2 strikers to ‘rely’ upon. Unfortunately that rules Wilson out.

He’s done a great job there overall. Surprised.

Each to their own but Lascelles has only ever looked a comfortable defender with us in the Championship. Under Rafa he was passable but a lot of that was due to our shape. He’s been an accident waiting to happen for a while now, and a diabolical club captain.

He’s been superb. Really impressed so far.

If he’s second choice next season something has gone terribly wrong given our spending power.

He's worse than I thought, mind. If the players around him didn't do their jobs today we'd be singling him out for being generally poor and having inadequate threat.

Win against Brentford would be huge. They're fucked.

Not to mention they’ve replaced Chris Wood with far better.

Norwich, Watford and one of us, Brentford or Burnley. I just don’t see enough goals in the team to get to 37 points. Hope I’m wrong.

Found myself having a smile watching the closing stages of us tonight. Been nearly 3 years since that’s happened.

Super defensive header to be fair. Cushioned it.

Shambles of a transfer window given how much was spent, on what, and what we needed in light of the Wilson situation. We’re in big trouble now.

I never thought he looked as promising as some would have you believe, but fuck, what a waste of a career. Sub for Boreham Wood at 30.

I get what you’re saying. I just think there’s nowhere near enough goals in the team to take advantage of the recent quality additions elsewhere on the pitch.

Good. Won’t forgive the little prick for the way he went on in the 1-1 game in 03-04.

Fair play. Very good penalties.