Ronaldo

Nacho. What a player.

You say that like they can somehow compensate for each other's weaknesses. There's a big question mark next to Krul but the rest have no business starting games for a PL club.

£10m? That's a perfectly reasonable price by anyone's standards. Get it done.

Mbemba's not a PL DM, like. Far from it.

Yep. In truth nobody with any sense wants either of them in the starting Xl.

They obviously didn't see us vs West Ham in late 2012.

Steady on Ian, William Wilberforce ensured that we merely employ him Ian longs for a return to the good old days. I've told him time and again that things have moved on. Needs to open his mind a bit.

We were winning games and he was running about, and at the start of the season scoring a few good goals. Those are always effective ingredients to get the mongs onside.

And people still insist there's nothing to worry about.

I understand you wanting to be optimistic but come on, this is just being wilfully dumb. Following me around again, Jermaine? No idea what this is a reference to.

Do we even have a net outlay since Ashley took over in 2007?

I understand you wanting to be optimistic but come on, this is just being wilfully dumb.

How have two people got that so wrong in the same day? You can't really compare last summer to this one, either. We've got to turn a Championship squad into a PL one.

Yep. That awful summer when we all thought Louise Taylor was wrong.

I'm quite aware of that, like. I just struggle to believe for once second he'd choose Swansea because of Clement when Rafa is the alternative. There has to be far more to it.

Because of Clement? Is that a joke?

He went after McClaren brutally more than once. I don't think he was especially well connected.

It's pitiful how far we are behind other clubs, mind. All through self-imposed disadvantages.

Who?

This is from the match thread. Sums it up pretty well:

Anita was definitely on the RW for at least the first half against Fulham, like. He was absolutely atrocious there. Hilariously so.

Going to be a god. Or not.

Such as? Like to hear this.