Ronaldo

That we've had a bad pre-season? We've signed none of the players we badly needed and our 3 forwards and only creative CM have barely been on the pitch, let alone together. It's just pre-season, like, but I doubt anyone will argue this has been effective preperation for the upcoming season.

Don't we all know what the issues are, though? Our squad players and Danny Simpson are absolutely shite.

Let's hope his feet have fallen off.

Lost our first, unbeaten the rest Not really talking about results.

Better not be.

Sums up our pre-season, tbh.

Exactly. Nobody of note is going to effectively play Sunday League football.

Routledge was pretty decent at Swansea last season, wasn't he? Having seen both of them at Newcastle I'm pretty sure I'd have Routledge over Obertan. Yep. Obertan is a lot younger, that's all he's got over Routledge.

Sammy.

Quite incredible that a professional footballer can look like that.

Funny you say that, he reminds me a lot of Dyer as a player.

You can't think who it could be, but you basically know exactly who it is?

Going to be a god.

Sounds like a mackem s*** stirring. Don't be so gullible Skirge. Like asking Amdy Faye to not be so African.

Did Marvs win the pen?

MUV.

Good.

I remember Robbie Elliot getting a '9' from Anal for a performance away to West Ham during which he was clearly the weakest link from start to finish.

Worse than that. I remember him running a one man campaign on that horrible blog of his about Raylor arguably being 'our player of the season' You what?

I love the fact that Obertan is still being taken seriously.

One of the best things about being a season ticket holder. Not having to listen to pundits, 'experts' and commentators. Listening to most of our fans is much, much worse Agree with this. Interesting how few pundits/commentators are liked. I think football fans are a very difficult bunch to please en masse. I guess the commentators/pundits have a lot of fans' dream jobs. Even so, you can tell they're not hired on their skills or knowledge. How, for example, Crooks or Shearer ever got jobs in the media is just staggering and pretty unfair to other people in the industry IMO. Shearer's crap at it, don't get me wrong, but there's far worse than him.

Did I just hear the 'Who let the monkey out' song?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70hgpnuly1r6mismo2_1280.jpg 35 Not a great example, but he had 2 very good seasons beyond 30, certainly.

I blame Danny Simpson for being the shittest footballing FB in the league.