Ronaldo

Yorke is thick as mince.

I sincerely hope the days of Raylor starting games for us are over now.

What the hell is that?

Sign me up as a scout Alan Aye, Parker's crap.

£20m plus.

I agree. But as I said, it makes me happy hearing it.

what video ? 6:08.

It's in that video, man.

Hearing that they don't want Alan Smith 'anywhere near the football club' genuinely makes me quite happy.

He's decent.

If Wigan don't go down this season we're stuck with them forever.

He far better than Woodgate, and I rated the lad.

If we'd paid £50m for him he'd still be surpassing expectations. Just incredible.

We're on course for 64 fucking points and the biased, malignant comments persist. No suprise, like; the same poster doesn't rate Coloccini.

Does 33 points halfway through the season undo it?

The wind put loads of topspin on the ball.

His Dutch doppelganger?

Aye, he's lovely.

Good ratings.

Watch it, Interpol will get ya.

I love the fact he actually wants the ball and looks so comfortable carrying it. Really asserted himself well throughout.

I'd rather have Cole and Ba than Ferdinand any day of the week, like.

33 points from 20 games with a squad that allows Ryan Taylor and James Perch to get a game. The man's a f***ing genius.

Somebody got it at least. But seriously, he'll eclipse Shearer's best league tally for us at this rate. To be honest his movement, positioning, hold up play and goalscoring instinct is just so good he doesn't actually look a million miles away from 96/97 Shearer. I think he looks better.

Ashley should buy him the biggest house in Northumberland complete with a Buck Rogers toilet.