Ronaldo

Jagielka is average.

Man U, Liverpool.

She looks a bit like a sheep. Not into that.

That's odd. What exactly did he say?

Wilshere - Parker - Lampard Should be England's midfield for next summer.

Robert's first 3 seasons were superb. Absolutely superb.

That'll scare him. And the rest of us.

He holds an Italian passport due to his ancestry. I'd imagine he'd be able to communicate with proficiency, if not fluency.

Erm, no.

Not sure what you mean by that. Especially given that his best season was his third.

Not enough, that's for sure.

Fair play to Ashley for extending the olive branch.

Noah's Ark is the best bit, like.

I said that would be his last goal when he scored against Man U in the 4-3 in 2001. He was shell of a shell of himself at that point, sadly.

It definetely didn't do that in 93-94. He was absolutely on fire in the last few months of that season. Incredible player at his best.

Fair comment. He wasn't that intelligent, either, but he was quick and strong and obviously had an eye for goal. And was better than The Mighty Wyn. Aye, he didn't rate Wyn much at all.

I watched one minute and four seconds of that and had to stop to get a breath. :lol: f***ing brilliant. Thanks for posting.

My uncle said Malcolm MacDonald was incredibly quick but actually not that great technically.

Blatantly just an excuse to get naked with other fellas. I've heard Rugby players do something similar once a week.

Good to see a few people rightly putting Laurent in there. Best winger we've ever had.

He was creative in getting injured. I'll give him that.

Aye, no assists though. He passed it to Viduka (twice) against Reading at home in that hugely memorable 3-0 blitz.

Biggest win since August: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6451/frigingood.jpg

It's pretty close like. I thought Carroll was quality, no doubt about it. But each player, both at their best... Owen just edges it for me. Whether either of them 'should have done' or not is another matter; that's for the "Best Value for Money XI" thread. I wasn't referring to value for money; I was referring to his lack of quality in open play. A striker who simply cannot create or bring others into play should be getting 1 goal for every 2 starts. It's the least you'd expect. Carroll managed that and far more throughout 2010.

So he should have averaged a goal every other game. Carroll's half-season was far better than anything he produced in a full season.