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yeah, my lady actually said that i'm pathetic for watching such a thing, when she heard the bitch screaming "here's Zarateeeeeee".. it's awful really.. why is she trying so hard to sound like a guy, she needs the voice of a drunken cuban jazz singer to pull it off..

Luis Fabiano would be a good option if Keegan plans to continue with 3 strikers.. in Viduka's role.. it's just that he seems to me like the type of player that would flop here.. as for our 'pulling power' i believe that if Ashley is willing to splash big in the summer, we'll have a decent pool of players to choose from as long as the (other) top clubs in europe don't go for them too.. many players wouldn't care that the team they're going to couldn't string 3 passes for years, as long as you offer them decent enough salary and maybe some sort of a side payment for the agent.. i trust in Wise, Jimenez and that lanky guy to know how it's done.. and i trust in Keegan to filter the suggestions adequately, because agent-driven buys and absurd salaries didn't do us the world of good before..

Oba is clearly a straight G in real life, and as for N'Zogbia's dress sense.. we call it fagwear in my country

that's because the team was not set up to defend

Berbatov is a fan

who cares

he looks a little like Anthony Hopkins too

can somebody tell me how much time is left till the game starts.. i'm confused by the fucking daylight time changes and the skunk.. i don't even know what my local time is.. so yeah, how much is left?

why are people obsessed with replacing our keepers.. the nature of the position is such that even if we get somebody world class who is technically an improvement over Given, there's no guarantee that he won't fuck up in the first game or suffer some other confidence blow.. i'd rather keep them both, because regardless of the form, they've proved that they're good enough and are loyal to the club.

yeah, i like that about him as well.. someone who never smiles is bound to be a tough b******.. and although he is still young, too often this season he seemed like man among boys.. we're losing a game, everybody is scared shitless of the ball, struggling to pass it (backwards) while Zog takes on people like he doesn't give a f***.. Isn't someone who never smiles just a miserable b******? no, more like a cold-blooded assassin.

yes he has

yeah, i like that about him as well.. someone who never smiles is bound to be a tough bastard.. and although he is still young, too often this season he seemed like man among boys.. we're losing a game, everybody is scared shitless of the ball, struggling to pass it (backwards) while Zog takes on people like he doesn't give a fuck..

Really? If I was a Newcastle fan, I'd have a fit Ashton in the team ahead of any of your strikers bar Martins. I would have thought the only question mark is his ability to stay fit, not his ability in general. well, maybe he's better than Viduka, cause he's younger and more physical.. but i've developed an irrational disliking for bleached footballers, which may cloud my judgment.. oh and Koumas

Agree with you to some extent but the fact is, for all his faults, it's been proved that those in the pecking order above him aren't fit to lace his boots. Don't get me wrong, I don't want players here who are unhappy, but from the day that t*** Duff was signed I had a feeling this was on the cards. I wonder who Keegan has got in mind to replace him? let's hope it's Aiden..

except that Jaaskewhatever is having a worse season than Robinson, Ashton is not better than Viduka and just as match fit and Walcott is not good enough yet.

our best attacking midfielder.. and i don't give a fuck how he is off the pitch and what you all think, because i have eyes and i've seen the games.. of course, Keegan's decisions and the fact that willie mcCunt is his agent make me think that it's already decided that he'll move on in the summer, in which case i trust Keegan to replace him with somebody better.. which won't be easy.. and yeah, i'm mostly pissed off that in this case Duff will most likely remain here next season.. and like i said numerous times - with him, Smith, Barton and Butt in midfield next season won't be much different to this one..

yeah, i guess it's fair as we're mostly thieving scum here..

i'd rather we buy attacking players from abroad, because bar McGeady or Bentley, i can't think of many decent creative players that we have a remote chance of getting.. as far as defenders, i guess it would be better if they are fluent in english.. but as there aren't many options, we'd be better off buying a couple more from Senegal or France, hire a french defensive coach and be done with it

there's a story circulating in in the bulgarian press, that a scout has watched Nikolay Dimitrov from Levski Sofia.. he plays as a left/right winger, very fast, has a powerful left foot and an amazing dribble.. without doubt he's the most promising bulgarian player at the moment. He was on trial at Arsenal a few months ago where he has impressed apparently.. i don't think he can get a work permit now, but if true, it's encouraging that our new setup has managed to identify a player of his type..

Anyone know how Rozehnal is doing at Lazio? they're afraid to play him

he probably said that at the start of the season, but yeah

couldn't care less what happens today.. still a good reason to get hammered in the pub

personally, i'd have Cacapa over Taylor, although they're both prone to easy mistakes..

glad you enjoy it Harry

pisses me off actually.. win/lose.. either way they're rich, so what's their motivation..