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This actually fucking happened. Wasn't dreaming, brilliant.

Who the fuck are you going to turn to when we're sitting in the relegation zone after months of offering fuck all 'fret' now you spineless fucking prick? He'll be smug now but he's just popped his last lifejacket.

Ugh. Actually hate club football now. Completely fallen out of love with all of it. Can we just bring back the World Cup?

This has just ripped the heart out for me. What is even the fucking point of caring about this club under these fucking charlatans.

Great move for him. Hope he turns out incredible and shows Pardew up again. First it was Tevez and Mascherano, now it's Yanga-Mbiwa and HBA. Cunt.

Maybe I'm being simple, but what's the point of a loan and then a mandatory purchase? Why not just buy him now?

Outstanding work guys. Makes me feel all warm inside knowing how much it'll piss the cunt off seeing that banner everywhere he goes.

Goody. Let's get hammered. Feels shit feeling that way but I can't enjoy this club again until that fraud is gone.

Subtle but beautiful title change.

Would absolutely get a Ben Arfa 'Hope' tee.

I've spent the last 10 minutes reading this through, laughing to myself alone in my room. My housemates are gonna think I've cracked.

Love it. So fucking glad Pardew saw it and all.

Worst possible result. We've lost but looked good, no damage done to the cunt in the dugout...

If you don't literally bleed black and white, you're a mole?

Fucking hell, what an ubercunt.

Where did the whole 'The King' thing stem from? Must have missed it.

The typos alone there. Paid journalist ffs...

I quite like it. Better than last years anyway (not that that's saying a lot...)

He's absolutely the best there's ever been for me. Not being able to single-handedly take down the footballing machine that is this German side in a 7-game tournament doesn't mean shit imo.

5 on 2....

Glad to see the BBC are actively bringing up the protests live on air btw.

Thought the same. He's actually been pretty spot on with everything he's said. Refreshing.

How the fuck is anyone claiming that's not a penalty?

We're so good. Fuck.

Haha awww, Shola thinks he's HBA.