Elliottman

Replacement hopefully

We'll see if this pokerface lasts until deadline day. He's their most saleable asset and they've just run out of parachute payments. Don’t they still have another year? Genuine question. I think so but pretty sure it’s a really small amount.

Well I hope so, appointing the most recent mascot as MD would be pretty drastic

Lee Ryder?

+sales? I think he'd be happy with that. Not that there's any substance the report.

Not aimed at anyone in particular but what is interesting about the appointment if It happens? If I was an arsenal fan I think I’d be pretty fucking gutted.

Fun game

Mitro struggling to outpace Curtis Davies

My favourite display yesterday, absolutely top class.

Before season started she tweeted basically laughing at a Newcastle fan phoning her show saying 10th would be a good season. Today, as we finished 10th, Shearer has dug out the tweet laughing at her and she’s blown up Ahhhh!! Didn’t realise it was an old tweet, makes sense now.

I’ve no idea what her original or subsequent tweets mean?!!

The captain without a shadow

Rafa and his scouting network...

Forget them, we were brilliant.

I’m not sure there’s another manager in the league that has this much respect from the fans. Match made in Newcastle.

I very much doubt it.

Love this, any idea when we can listen to the full thing?

Exactly fucked up window = horrified.

I would be horrified it that happened.

Just watched the highlights, looked like we played well, seemed like an open game. Let’s get Sunday out the way and see what Rafa can do in the summer.

Rooney was 16 when he made it into the Everton first team so he's been playing top division football for 16 years. His body will have taken a hammering. Banging minging old scrubbers up back alleys, theirs and literal ones won't have helped either. Riddled most likely... Not too sure if making love to mature ladies is the cause of his downfall mind.

He’s a massive name in world football to be fair going to a club that has been battered over the last ten years or whatever it is. No surprise it’s generating excitement for them to be fair.

So are fans just not turning up for games now? Arsenal and Spurs, wtf