Chris_R

Yes considering Mori and Gallup will take 1000 people as being bloody close to a representative cross-section when doing polls, 4000 huge. The only thing is that proper opinion polls are conducted by agents asking people who fit into the correct categories to provide a representative cross-section. This has been conducted by people who want to conduct it and will almost certainly include a gleeful mackem element.

I've just been sick in my mouth.

Not defending him, I wake up every morning and look at my phone desperately hoping to see his thread title with the word "sacked" in it but it shows how desperate we must be. Pardew knows he is going to get f*** all to spend, for some reason he thinks Shola would be an acceptable better than nothing option. While Shola definitely isn't the answer and even if the muppet changes his mind on the likes of Ben Arfa or Marveaux we will still have no-one capable of playing as a striker, Cisse will obviously recover but he hasn't been much use for quite some time now and Gouffran is never going to be given the chance to show whether he is capable or not. Nah, that's fair enough. It's a sad state of affairs but I do think his motivation for wanting to keep shola is more politician than anything. He had every chance to play Armstrong this season and didn't. Pardew's brain just doesn't work. We have players like Bigi who have shown a lot more potential than someone like Gosling but who starts? Lets not get on to the HBA debate! Gosling only got starts so that he'd agree to be trotted out in front of the press as Pardew's patsy. Let's not kid ourselves here. Then after he'd said his piece he was dropped again.

Need to make a banner. Have we got enough left in the pot?

They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets.

This loyalty payment for completing a contract thing. It's spread over the full X years, isn't it? Not paid in full on the very last day only if they see out every moment of their contact.

Tried for about 10 minutes to type something articulate and coherent, but the best I can manage is "CUNTS!"

Not one penny to this lot until he's gone. No match tickets, no merchandise, no Sky TV, no setting foot in his tatty chav clothes shop. Bleed the fucker dry.

Fuck this shit.

Irony overload as Pardew accuses someone else of failing to manage: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-phil-dowd-failed-7103962

Text the wife during the game: "Watching the Newcastle game, amazing that we're actually winning" "Wow, that's great!" "Haha, no we're losing now. And had a man sent off!" All in about 5 minutes.

Yet Ryder will no doubt have one hell of a defence for him on Monday. Hope he falls out the window, the fat detestable c***. Which floor, Ronnie? How many is there? The top one. If its a 10 storey building, I'd rather he fell out of the first floor 10 times. Falling from the top floor would be too quick.

Wahey, another left back on.

Gahaha, that's better. Get the banners out.

Good.

Probably just woke up from sleeping in a ditch and is still too hammered to realise he's not employed by us anymore. He'll have gone there to scout Suarez for us as a summer signing, the drunken old shit.

"Can't compete financially with Leicester and Burnley"

Ah, just need to read this very page. It's been a long week. Sorry.

Has this cowardly charlatan given his friday presser yet, or has it just been burried under a pile of nobody giving a shit anymore because we're all so desperate for this other chap to come in?

Given how mediocre Colback already is, how shit will he be after he's been Pardewed?

I just can't comprehend this. 3 points out of 21, and you're vindicated? Fuck off man. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Cardiff are utterly woeful. We were at home. Beating them is like managing to get to work without shitting yourself then telling everyone what a great employee you are. It's just the expected thing to do, you can't take any pride in it ffs. The man's a fucking mess. Not that it's even about the recent results- though of course they don't help. It's the horrid football, the negative tactics, the ostracising of anyone with even a modicum of talent in favour of try-hard workhorses, and that every player who arrived with a good reputation has started well then got progressively worse under his tenure. Saying we're unhappy with the 6 defeats in a row is like shitting all over someone's floor and sticking a flag in it, then when they complain you tell everyone it's because they didn't like the colour of the flag. Yes, there's a lot of poo references in there. Make of that what you will.

Coloccini is unhappy Everyone hates Pardew Coloccini meets with owners Coloccini announces he's staying at Newcastle next season Could Coloccini have been told that Pardew's on his way? (Yes, I'm clutching at any straw I can)

From that article, the 6 priorities for Alan Pardew: 1) Keep Andy Carroll Failed. 2) Get Barton, Nolan, Carroll, Ameobi, Enrique and Gutierrez onside Sold, Sold, Sold, Shit, Sold, Sent to Norwich 3) Win matches to win over the geordies 4) Sort out the back four :lol: 5) Turn around the home form :lol: 6) Avoid defeat against Sunderland

My only hope is that a clause is triggered if we finish below the much-vaunted 10th place, so Ashley is waiting to see what our finishing position is. I think similar happened with Moyes - As soon as he was mathematically unable to achieve 4th place, he was gone, and (Whilst we'll almost certainly never know for sure) it seemed suspiciously like there might have been a clause there as well.

I'm sure things are so bad for Pardew behind the scenes that he'll resign as a matter of principle and honour.