Chris_R

Why spunk over £500 on a season ticket on the microscopic chance of a cup final anyway? If you're that desperate and we do do by some remote miracle manage to Sunderland our way to Wembley, then just turn up in London on the day with that same £500 and I guarantee someone will sell you one.

OK. So it's not Pardew's dad, it's Pardew's assistant's dad who has died. Sure, it's sad. Of course it is. But ask yourself: Your bosses secretary's father dies. Is your day fucked up because of it? Are you so distraught by this news that you cannot perform to the best of your abilities? Fuck off! Utter bollocks. Unless you're infiinitely closer to your bosses lackeys than I am to mine then you're unlikely to give even two shits about this. Utter smokescreen and complete pile of horseshit.

Awful. Truly awful. If we had even a shred of ambition, we'd replace him immediately. Not replacing him shows the whole regime up to be the rotten, fetid, ambitionless shitheap that they are. Anyone who gives Ashley a single penny via any medium (including Sky) should be shot with shit.

I cheered their 3rd. I'd fucking love a 5th to go in tbh. :(

Is our lardy overlord at the match tonight?

Ben Arfa now required to perform a miracle to have a chance of starting the next game....

Ha, yes, I remember us actually WINNING derby matches. Can you imagine?

I'm beginning to yearn for them.

If I was in a room with Pardew, Kim Jong Un and Robert Mugabe and I had a gun with 2 bullets that I was allowed to use however I wanted, I'd shoot Pardew. Twice.

I hate how Ben Arfa has to play magically just to keep his place, whereas others can be turboshit week after week and are fireproof. Same seems to be true of MYM as well. And Marveaux to an extent. Basically anyone likely to display talent more often than graft

2 league points could equal 4 or 5 places. Which equates to several million pounds of revenue from prize money. The regime see that prize money as being far more important than the joy a cup run would bring to the supporters. That's why I for one want nothing more to do with them. Being a football supporter is about wanting to win games, not line the pockets of a billionaire.

We don't have a cup record under this regime. Which sadly isn't a joke.

I'll continue with "David, who is a big pal of mine" 2 managers way out of their depth, horrible football, not a clue what they're doing and should be immediately replaced. Can see why he's your mate.

We'll be lucky if we ever sign a player ever again. "Come to Newcastle - We don't want to finish higher than 8th and we plan to get knocked out the cups as early as possible."

I hate Pardew as much as anyone, but there's nothing wrong with what he's said here. All he's done is not be a cunt about a man who has lost his job. We'd all love to have been mouthy and said how we hated Kinnear, but he really can't do that in his position. There really is nothing to see here. Move along.

No wonder they're saying there's been less than a hundred cancellations! Anyway, just cancel the direct debit. Not a thing they can do. Even the terms and conditions say that all they can do is stop you going on a price freeze scheme again in the future. Hardly even the slightest concern if you're refusing to support this corrupt, rotten regime anymore.

Joe Kinnear has esigned from his position at Newcastle United in order to concentrate on his drinking.

I'm not that bothered by it. But I wouldn't buy a shirt with it on the front. Looks horrid, cheap and tatty.

As someone exiled down south for the past 5 years, I don't get to a lot of games so can't see for myself, but are many fans wearing the Wonga top this year?

Fuck me, if you've got a widescreen monitor then 2 minutes on that page is enough to give you a brain aneurysm.

Kinnear leaving changes nothing. Not one thing. That statement from the club showed utter contempt of the fans. "There will be no further comment". Well fine, there'll be no further money from me.

This is simply on the back of the season ticket cancellations gents. Ashley's arse has dropped out, I reckon, and he's done the cheapest thing he can to try to resolve the problem. Resigned my arse. Still: GET IN!

No point protesting. Just don't go to the games, and don't set foot in Ashley's tacky charva clothes shops. Oh, and don't have Sky either. Get rid of that. Don't even need it in this day and age.

Ben Arfa had 2 men marking him at all times when he got the ball. If anyone had bothered to support him, we could have made something of that. But we didn't, and just hung him out to dry.

Cisse was injured, allegedly. Still, Ameobi shouldn't be allowed anywhere near our team. I can't believe there's not a better option available, even in the reserves or U18s.