Chris_R

If this were true, it'd be the stuff dreams were made of. Please be true.

Yes Alan, we were about to overcome a 2 goal defecit away from home. That was REALLY on the cards. Fucking bellend.

Coloccini? Hmm. Complete unknown, but I'll take anyone at this stage. Might explain why he's been so shit for a while, got his eyes on the top job! If he's planned this to get Pardew out, I may yet let him shag my wife...

Ie very badly.

He changed it to satisfy Ba instead of what worked for the team. Cisse on the wing ffs This. It was all so Ba could play up front, even though everyone could see that was only so he could engineer a move away. Pardew shot himself in both feet there. Idiot. Ruined a good system and lost Ba.

Utterly bemused that we've not sacked him already. I'm not bothered if Ashley lets us get relegated tbh. It's not my money, fuck him. That said, Pardew needs to be given dogs abuse from now until he leaves / is fired / dies of old age.

4 games? It's been 4 fucking years of dire football and 3 years of being shit. Cunts.

I hope each fucking page is his last.

They will be by the morning!

Not a chance he'll walk. Not a chance in hell.

Just keep F5-ing this site in the hope of some good news.

Thought they could change their mind on the poll anyway?

Isn't Pardew obliged to do a press conference? Didn't realise he could just choose not to. Hopefully he's too busy getting sacked to be concerned about this. Edit: On ssn. I'll STFU.

I blame Ben Arfa.

Get the merry fuck in!!

I think we should reset the poll. Can't see 10 people wanting him to stay after this.

Even my father cheered that one haha.

Probably Arsenal when he downed that pint.

Drawing on fouls.

Half time sacking, perhaps?

Ashley is there. Superb!

The whole ground, I think.

Bahahahahahaha! Fuck off Pardew.

Don't think my father thought I was serious when I said I'd be cheering on Southampton. Just jumped up and celebrated that one and he looked horrified.

This is glorious so far. Let's hope it keeps going like this!